Who’s bad?
Posted by Bridgit Gread on Friday 21 November 2008 Categories: Bloggy freakness, Blogosphere, Them crazy..., Weird shit Tags: Tags: AWH, Islam, MichaelJackson |
Breaking news… according to the entirely credible and not at all tit-fixated UK Sun, ’Wacko Jacko’ is now one of them evil Jihadists:
Jackson, who was raised a Jehovah’s Witness, has become a Muslim and changed his name to Mikaeel, according to UK reports. The singer wore traditional Islamic dress as he pledged his allegiance to the Koran at a friend’s home in Los Angeles, The Sun reports. Jackson… reportedly decided to convert after discussing religion with a music producer and songwriter on his new album – both of whom were converts to Islam.
Let’s all get in touch with Karl Marx in the spirit world and ask him to predict the tempered and well-reasoned responses that’ll eminate from the AWH ‘famous five’ (Touchstone, KG, Eugene, TingTong and MK the dog):
“Well he’s already a paedo, the two go together hand in hand… what about Mohammed and…”
“Radical Islam now has three allies in the West: The Left, political correctness and Blame it on the Boogie…”
“I onced wrote several academic journal articles about the pathology of black men who opt for plastic surgery. Why, here’s a link. And I’ve also got a nudie pic of Michael Jackson’s mother that I, erm, ‘found’…”
“This is not surprising. Jackson’s brother is named Tito, after the socialist dictator of Yugoslavia – conclusive proof that he is a leftist and insane…”

