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The mind boggles

Posted by John Surname on Tuesday 21 July 2009
Categories: Mundane Blogs, Science  Tags: Tags: ,

Ponder this comment found on Bolt’s:

And just how is it doing that if its been cooler in the last decade ? more fairtails from the best scammers of all ,THE GREENGATE LIARS.I THINK THEIR LITTLE BRAIN MIGHT BE SHRINKING .I bet those Dinosoars were wondering how they got so big when it was so much hotter than now .c02 is the lowest its been in 600 million yrs according to the latest research .

My soul hurts.

Smoke and mirrors

Posted by Bron on Thursday 29 January 2009
Categories: Blogosphere, Mundane Blogs, Weird shit  Tags: Tags: , , , ,

I am currently reading History on Trial: My Day in Court with a Holocaust Denier by Deborah E. Lipstadt. It’s a personal account of Lipstadt’s nasty legal stoush (an understatement if ever there was one) with the terminally awful David Irving, who had taken her to court for comments she made about him in her book, Denying the Holocaust: The Growing Assault on Truth and Memory.

In the book, Lipstadt chronicles the events in the court-room. The following is a part of the transcript of the cross-examination between David Irving and Lipstadt’s barrister, Richard Rampton QC:

RAMPTON: How many people do you think – I mean innocent people, I am not talking about bombing raids, Mr Irving, I mean innocent Jewish people do you think the Germans killed deliberately?

IRVING: You mean like Anne Frank?

RAMPTON: I do not mind whether they are like Anne Frank or not. How many innocent Jewish people–

IRVING: Well, I mean, she is a typical example and a very useful example to take because everybody has heard of Anne Frank. She was innocent. I have daughters of my own and if what happened to her happened to one of my daughters, I would be extremely angry.

RAMPTON: Oh, I see, so Mr or Mrs Frank might not have been innocent, is that what you are trying to say?

IRVING: But I asked you about Anne Frank; I did not ask about her parents.

RAMPTON: No, I am sorry, Mr Irving. The procedure in this court is that you do not ask questions, I do. I asked you how many–

IRVING: I did not ask a question. I just said, I mean, shall we talk about Anne Frank.

RAMPTON: No, I do not want to talk about Anne Frank.

IRVING: You want to talk about nameless, unspecified Jews so that later on we can say, “Well, I was not meaning those ones, I meant those ones”? The reason you do not want to talk about Anne Frank, of course, is because she is a Jew who died in the Holocaust and yet she was not murdered, unless you take the broadest possible definition of murder.

A few pages later, Irving’s illogical and nonsensical “explanations” once again took my breath away.

Rampton next asked about Irving’s claim that, after having been “summoned,” Himmler was “obliged” to call Heydrich to order the cessation of the killings. The call to Heydrich was placed, according to Himmler’s diary, at 1.30 P.M., one hour before he met with Hitler. There was no documentary evidence to prove that Himmler saw Hitler before making the call. Rampton wondered who “obliged, that is to say, compelled Himmler to make this call?” Irving’s answer was unequivocal. “His own inner conscience. That was why I used the word ‘obliged’. Otherwise I would have said ‘ordered.’” Rampton rather laconically observed that Irving’s answers hardly constituted the “incontrovertible evidence” he had promised his readers. Moreover, Rampton admonished Irving, “when we say ‘evidence’ we mean ‘evidence’ not ‘inference.’”

After getting this far in the book, I was struck with the thought that this modus operandi of Irving’s sounded familiar. Then it hit me: I realised that each day I read/scan a number of right-wing blogs and columns and the writers do the same thing Irving is doing here: making inferences, turning questions back on people instead of answering questions, not providing cold hard evidence to back up their claims and allegations, and basically shifting the goal posts.

At the risk of sounding glib about David Irving (and I’m not), I ask, what is it with teh Right and smoke and mirrors? Does anyone else see the similarities here?

Disclaimer: please do not even think I’m suggesting the right-wing bloggers and columnists that I read are Holocaust denialists. I’m not. I’m talking about the smoke and mirror tactics that they employ when “debating” about something.

A True Bloging (sic) Sage

Posted by John Surname on Saturday 27 December 2008
Categories: Environment, Mundane Blogs, Science  Tags: Tags: ,

Andrew Bolt, whose deft scientific analysis provides the basis for many-a global warming denialist, describes linear trends thusly:

[A] graph of temperatures over just the past nine months, with a line drawn kind-of through them.

That’s right, denialists. This is the man who tells you what to think. Scary, huh?

Idiots R Us

Posted by John Surname on Sunday 21 December 2008
Categories: Environment, Media, Mundane Blogs, Science, Things that shit me  Tags: Tags: , , ,

Andrew Bolt sez:

Sky News runs yet another apocalyptic story on global warming, this time threatening the Sami of Lappland. No figures are offered, just a couple of anecdotes, and this evidence of a warming world:

There’s a lot more snow these days.

We’re also told the ice is now too thick for reindeer, but also too thin for snow mobiles.

We really need to collate this kind of reporting in some document for future generations. They will not believe how comprehensively the media lost its reason, and the media sure won’t be in the mood to remind them.

Science, research and evidence say:

The seasonal pattern of snow cover shows that there’s been no noticeable decline during fall and winter, so we shouldn’t be the least bit surprised by the large snowfall over the U.S. this past week. We can also plainly see that snow cover exhibits extremely large fluctuations, so again last week’s snowfall is no surprise whatever, and no harbinger of any reversal of global warming. But the rapid decline of springtime snow cover over the last four decades, and the even more rapid decline of summer snow cover, show the mark of global warming unambiguously. And despite what some like to shout, the statistically strong trends are what’s important, not the statistically normal noise.

It truly is a case of populist anecdotal evidence versus science. I’ll let you make up your own mind, dear reader.

Update: Beware – “Global cooling” alarmism is now taking hold:

Global warming,what global warming,we could get snow on the Gold Coast next winter.

Anyone?

The US election came and went, and now it’s time to laugh ourselves stupid at those who predicted an overwhelming win for McCain.

Political Lizard:

So sa (sic) we start this election We (sic) see that Obama starts off with approximately 36.8 million votes and McCain starts with 36.6 million votes. This is a 200,000 vote lead prior to independents being included. If these voters are evenly split We (sic) could have a situation where one candidate wins the popular vote and another wins the electoral college. A split in independents favors McCain. If McCain maintains his slight lead among independent (sic) he wins similar to 2004.

ChronWatch:

Obama’s biggest problem is that the majority of Americans racially are white. Even Hispanics, racially, are white. Once you get by all the usual politically correct blather about race, the likelihood that whites will vote for Obama is slim to none when they get in the privacy of the voting booth.
That is why John McCain, unless he selects a serial killer as his vice president running mate, is likely to be the next President of the United States of America.

So based on the numbers that I curently are seeing and what I know about neuroscience, I will make the frightening conclusion, that it most likely will be McCain, that will win. How the Hell can that be, you’re asking?

Well, firstly it is known that the place where the election is held influences how people are voting. If you regular go to church in the USA, which is mainly anti-abortion, it means that you indirectly supports the republicans. The same is true for the so-called swing voters. When they see a cross on the wall, makes them more likely to vote republican. And as the most common voting place in the USA is a church, that is the first reason.

Life In The Field:

SO if the one in six rule holds true, then of those 5.1 Mil who say they support the Messiah, 850,000 of them will actually vote for McCain, bringing McCain’s total to a whopping 4.25 Million, EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT AS OBAMAS new total!!!

NY Politics discussion board:

The “MSM” or Main stream media is neither main stream or media.
The MSM is a high technology version of a Karl Marx mind programming
bullhorn that is infested with homosexuals and globalists that hate
capitalism and America.
If you listen to or believe the “Media” in America you are an idiot

When queeried (sic) on what he meant by this, the intrepid poster expanded upon this thesis:

The vast majority of homosexuals are atheist and liberal. That is a
fact. Also journalism is a favorite career path of homosexuals and
socialists.
Journalists are like lawyers. They create their own job via paper and
bullshit. Both are human barnacles on society that produce nothing of value.

Edward David Gil (cached, original deleted):

Here is how “the penny dropped” and I suddenly realized that McCain will beat Obama decisively in this November’s presidential election (as unlikely as it may seem now in July): it was when I read that the city of Denver has been giving the Democratic National Committee’s “Host Committee” members a pass on the city’s tax on gasoline for about four months, before it was disclosed.

Daily AntiKos

Reasons why:
1. Conservatives don’t participate in polls.
2. People have felt intimidated into saying they’re supporting Obama.
3. Sarah Palin will produce a turnout of the base as never seen before.
4. Coal states have shifted toward McCain.
5. God is conservative.

Owned. Every last one.

Yesterday, I had the extreme misfortune of having to attend an in-house training course, “Communicating Successfully with Stakeholders”. As predicted, it was a boring, dreary affair.

Anyway, the one and only thing I was remotely interested in was when the speaker asked of us, in between his rephrasing the same point several times, “How do we communicate with someone literally from another planet?”

As soon as this question penetrated my non-functioning brain, I raised my head off the desk, prised my eyes open with my fingers, wiped the drool off my chin and pondered the question: literally from another planet?

I didn’t ponder for long, though. The speaker had moved on by then, I decided quickly that it was stupid dumb-fuck corporate speak of sorts and went back to sleep.

Today, however, it’s bugging me. Do we have aliens amongst us? Is that why we can’t seem to communicate successfully with them? No matter how much some of us try, we can’t get them; to see the light? I can only conclude that aliens, far from being an intelligent species as many nutcases believe, are actually quite stupid, MKay? Perhaps their language is in Ting Tong. That’s all I can thinKG of. Oh look! A Bolt of Aurora out the window! Quick, call the Doktor — I just saw a crusading rabbit get hit. Oh my poor Western Heart, it bleeds!

Mr Million

Posted by Bridgit Gread on Sunday 3 August 2008
Categories: Baiting Bolta, Blogosphere, Media, Mundane Blogs  Tags: Tags: ,

Is it wrong to see this and wish that it had another meaning?

And has Bolta really had one million hits this month? It’s only August 3rd after all.

And why do some bloggers of teh Right obsess about their hit count?

These are the pressing questions of our times.

UPDATE: Hit-bragging is so ‘in’, I think we need our own.

Oh, so that explains it

Posted by John Surname on Tuesday 19 June 2007
Categories: Blogosphere, Literature, Mundane Blogs  Tags: Tags: , ,

The secret behind Iain Hall:

Thanks for the kind words about my writing; I take to heart what Stephen King said in “The Danse Macabre” when he said that any one who wants to write, in any genre, should set out to write everyday and treat writing like a job, because only then do you have a chance of mastering the craft, and finding your own authorial voice.

No wonder he’s a shit writer, he takes advice from Stephen King, another shit writer. But I don’t think King had quite the way with semi-colons Iain has. He’s really made those things his own, and is possibly in line for a “semi-colon” award. The prize? I’ll give him a free semi-colonoscopy.

andrew bolt

GrodsCorp has been following the sorry story of Andrew “Sex Machine” Bolt for a while now. After years of bravely rallying against that liar, Tim Flannery, who isn’t even a climate expert like himself, Bolt must have been completely crushed when Tim was voted Australian of The Year over a far more deserving candidate – himself.

Many of us still remember his bizarre rants containing mostly out-of-context quotes that tried (and failed) to discredit Flannery.

Quite frankly, I thought Flannery was an excellent choice, if a little political in an election year. To balance it out next year, we might need someone a little riskier…

The AOTY website states that the AOTY Award is given to:

…leading citizens who are role models for us all. They inspire us through their achievements and challenge us to make our own contribution to creating a better Australia.

Who exemplifies this more than Andrew Bolt? He’s a role model, and he inspires and challenges us all (or so he thinks). He inspired me to write this post.

Unfortunately, there is one hurdle he must overcome:

Self nominations will not be accepted.

Obviously no-one else is going to nominate him, so I am going to take it upon myself to do just that. Join me, Australian, in nominating Andrew Bolt for Australian of The Year! Give the man what he truly wants (and some may argue, deserves).

To nominate Bolt, simply follow these instructions:

1. Pick up a nomination form from your local Commonwealth Bank branch, Holiday Inn or National Seniors Association, or nominate online.

2. Complete the nomination form by supplying all the relevant information including both your nominees contact details and your own. Don’t forget to outline why you think your nominee should be named Australian of the Year, Senior Australian of the Year, Young Australian of the Year or Australia’s Local Hero.

3. Send your nomination form and any supporting material for your nomination to:

The Awards team
Old Parliament House Canberra
King George Terrace
Parkes ACT 2600

Supporting material may include personal references, portfolios, newspaper articles and resumes. Supporting material will strengthen your nomination and give the selection committees a clearer idea about why you believe your nominee should receive an award.

GrodsCorp sincerely wishes Andrew Bolt all the best, and hopes that come next Australian Day, Bolt will be standing upon the platform shaking Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s hand.

GrodsCorp also trust that his many righty friends back up this deserving nomination. To do otherwise is equal to not supporting the war – grossly un-Australian.



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