Public pool goodness
Posted by Scott on Saturday 10 March 2007, 2:12 pm Categories: Weird shit Tags: PublicPools, shit, swimming |
Was at the pool with the school kiddies yesterday, sitting on the sidelines watching them learn not to drown while chlorine fumes burnt my brain via my nose. All a sudden a flurry of activity broke out on the other side of the pool where a group of mums were playing with their little sprogs in the paddling section. A man was unreeling police-style tape around a section of the pool and another was running towards the action with a net on a stick.
Sure enough, one of the little kids had taken a dump in the pool.
My kids were just getting out and had to walk past the infected area to get to the change rooms. If any of them refuse to get in the pool next week I won’t argue with them.

Monday 12 March 2007, 3:18 am #Adam
I’ve got a friend who took a dump in a neighbour’s pool once. The poo floated there for a day until the neighbour tried to fish it out, only to have it disintegrate and fill the pool with little poo fibres :D