Brave Victorian State Liberal MP Bruce Atkinson, concerned about the way them gays have been spreading HIV around and infecting OUR CHILDREN, has visited an inner-city Melbourne gay sex club for research purposes. Having the balls to expose himself to the same air that gay AIDS sex fiends were breathing has gained him the admiration and respect of his peers. Luckily Bruce escaped unscathed but was shocked at what he saw:

“I spent maybe five or 10 minutes in the venue; some of the venue is just a passive recreation area where alcohol is served … but there were sections which were available for sexual encounters and some of those horrified me.

“You have 30 or 40 men who were engaged in all sorts of sexual acts and it was dark and they couldn’t possibly tell who they were involved with.”

Bruce was given one free condom upon paying his $15 entry fee but wasn’t happy with that:

“In the context of the behaviours in that venue, I think a single condom was inadequate.”

Of course, it’s only them gays that engage in such promiscuous behaviour. In fact, it’s a foundational part of the “gay subculture”. However, if Bruce Atkinson had employed the favourite research tactic of lazy journalists he would know that searching for “swinger party Melbourne” returns 213,000 results on Google.

No heterosexual people would ever engage in unrestrained, unsafe and frenzied sexual activities with multiple partners. Only them gays.