Some crazy chick has started an online petition to “remove The Spin Starts Here and similar websites.” Remove from what, you ask — the internet. Apparently if enough signatures are gathered the Internet Police will smash down TSSH's front door at 4am, seize Caz and The Hack and charge them with crimes against HTML. The whole tale is told better by Caz.

Worried about this imminent threat to internet free speech, liberty and all that crap, the Editor has started another petition that will force the Internet Police to “remove Alessandra Lomvir's petition and impose lifetime internet ban plus death penalty.” Why not head over and sign it.