10 Comments

1.   John Surname (Monday 11 June 2007, 8:47 pm) # 

   Funniest one yet!

   
   
2.   Bridgit Gread (Monday 11 June 2007, 8:55 pm) # 

   “Hypotheticals? Don’t give me hypotheticals, I’ll make my decisions based on … stuff.”

   Lachlan is a cunning chap, campaigning as a virtual tabula rasa. He has my vote.

   
   
3.   Christine Keeler (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 12:47 pm) # 

   Will Lachlan get around to doorknocking, and if so will he be seduced by a potential constituent in some sort of sleazy ’sex for votes’ scandal?

   
   
4.   Sir Henry Casingbroke (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 1:05 pm) # 

   Lachlan, you are terrific talent but that Jacob Stewart - ger rid of him immediately, he’s a control freak and it’s all probably a ploy - I mean, when you are putting in those late nights in the Senate, how safe do you think Heather is going to be with him around? He looks very shifty.

   
   
5.   Enemy Combatant (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 2:58 pm) # 

   Yeah, Lachlan, you don’t look like a “Here, root my wife” kind of bloke to me. Please consider Sir Henry’s words carefully.
   “What profiteth a man who gaineth a seat but loseth a missus.” Ekekiel 25:20.

   No point in potentially losing your soul AND half your net worth, is there?

   
   
6.   Kate A (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 5:22 pm) # 

   Haha, Lachlan you crazy! Good work! Good to see a certain female friend of ours and her man bitch getting into it too.

   
   
7.   silpheed (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 5:31 pm) # 

   hahaha i love it

   
   
8.   The Editor (Tuesday 12 June 2007, 9:07 pm) # 

   I’ll make sure that Lachlan is made aware of everyone’s warnings.

   
   
9.   Jeremy Boutsakis (Wednesday 13 June 2007, 3:53 pm) # 

   Hi
   As a leading Sole Trader of the Pacific Rim, I heartily endorse your Quixotic independent tilt at parliament. That said, looks like you could use some policy. Your might find some raw material here at: http://jeremyboutsakis.com/manifesto/. Check it out. Best of luck on the (quoteunquote) hustings.
   Cheers
   Jeremy

   
   
10.   J, The (Thursday 14 June 2007, 6:46 pm) # 

    Gee things have really gone downhill since heather left. You all need to do another think-pair-share.

    
    

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