Do you know this man?
Posted by Scott on Saturday 30 June 2007, 5:34 pm Categories: GrodsNews Tags: chests, developing, photos |
I was heading into the city this morning so McBec handed me a roll of film from her recent overseas trip that got overlooked when she developed photos a few weeks ago. I dropped it off at the photo shop, went on a shopping spree for snowboarding related items in preparation for my own upcoming trip, and picked up McBec’s printed photos an hour later. On the tram back home I flicked through the happy snaps of New York landmarks and inevitable Napoleon shots and was a little surprised to come across this photo:

He must work out
I don’t know this man, and I don’t know this kitchen, so I was left wondering if maybe McBec had taken a photo of some guy’s chest that she’d met while traveling in order to remember him. Got home and put it to McBec that photos of faces are generally better mementos of lost loves and if you absolutely must take a photo of somebody’s chest then at least do it in a more sexy context than hand washing at the kitchen sink.
But McBec was adamant that she had no idea who this guy was or where the kitchen sink is. Plus, she’s generally more of a sculpted arse than a shaved chest kind of girl. After a good half hour of thought she concluded that the photo must’ve been accidentally placed in the wrong packet of prints at the photo shop.
So as a community service, GrodsCorp is publishing the photo of Anonymous Chest Man so that the rightful owner of the print can claim it back. Let us know if it’s you.

Saturday 30 June 2007, 5:51 pm #Bob
I’d hit that.
Sunday 1 July 2007, 10:07 am #Mikey
Sure it’s not one of those ‘accidentally slipped into your pack of photos’ jobbies. Like in Seinfeld.
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/img/product/cats/00006229-047186.jpg
Sunday 1 July 2007, 12:36 pm #John Surname
why couldn’t it have been a topless girl instead of a topless man? oh cruel fate.
Sunday 1 July 2007, 1:11 pm #Goobermetrics
A likely story.
Sunday 1 July 2007, 6:21 pm #Bridgit Gread
I’m with Goober; I don’t believe it.
Monday 2 July 2007, 6:43 pm #LornaDoone
Is McBec your girlfriend? She slept with this man and lied about the photo she took of him so you won’t break up with her.
Monday 2 July 2007, 11:01 pm #Christine Keeler
Remember all those pix you’ve posted wherein Teh McBec is held up for public ridicule?
Clever girl.
Monday 2 July 2007, 11:10 pm #Stumps
Is the photo in that thumbnail index page that’s visible in the image above? If so, it’s very unlikely it’s from somebody else’s camera!
A lot of photos also have batch information printed on the reverse side (eg negative number for film, or file name for digital) — perhaps this will help you shed light on the mystery.
Tuesday 3 July 2007, 12:48 am #Bridgit Gread
There are cat photos on the proof thumbnails - so that chest must belong to Jeremy Sear!
* Plot thickens*
Wednesday 4 July 2007, 11:29 pm #jLo
Ahee hee hee. This is freaking hilarious. Who are you, Mystery Chest Man?
Thursday 5 July 2007, 12:47 pm #J, The
Ok, so I’ve been meaning to tell you guys something….
Sunday 28 October 2007, 10:55 am #GrodsCorp » Anonymous Chest Man: case closed
[...] in June I put the call out for intelligence on McBec’s anonymous chest man, and now I can officially declare CASE [...]