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Dishpig's cafe's most popular food item is a very large toasted breakfast bagel consisting:
- 1 bagel
- 1 fried egg
- 2 large rashers of bacon
- Spinach
- Tomato
- A very generous portion of heart attack inducing homemade mayonnaise
- 2 slices of cheese
The most enthusiastic male patrons often sit back with both hands on their stomach upon completion, fully sated, while a lot of consumers fail to even finish this beast.
Today a group of hungover oh-so-cool guys came in for breakfast. You know the ones — the rubber thongs, 3/4 pants with stupid print all over them, bright pink polo shirt from Industrie (collar turned up just right) and carefully careless product filled hair. Tha Boyz each ordered a bagel except for the stupid and arrogant looking one who tried to order two bagels. Dishpig informed him that one would certainly be more than enough but Stupid And Arrogant was not to be deterred. Dishpig didn't care, it was his $15 and he could spew it up if he wanted.
About twenty minutes later Dishpig was clearing the tables and noticed Stupid And Arrogant sitting back with his hands on his stomach looking decidedly unwell. All of his mates were talking loudly but Stupid And Arrogant looked like the drunk guy in the corner at the pub that everyone's ignoring. Dishpig asked the group if they'd like coffees and lattes were ordered all round except for Stupid And Arrogant who slowly looked up, blinked with effort and ordered a skinny latte.
