grodscorp@grods.comHow can you dislike AWH…
 | Posted by John Surname on Thursday 23 August 2007, 1:16 pm Categories: Blogosphere, Bogans, Mundane Blogs Tags: AWesternHeart, Morons, RightWingTools |
…when they say things like this:
In all honesty, opposite a preschool is probably not the best place for a gun shop.
He then, ingeniously, goes on to compare a Sydney suburb with WW2:
It’s almost as if they loathe guns, have these folks forgotten that all this family-focused and free to roam the streets [sic] is guaranteed by men with guns.
So, because a war is fought with guns….then everyone should love them?
Of course, some of us are comfortable enough with our masculinity that we don’t need to be packing heat.
I love the brilliance of their argument - if you don’t like guns, you’re a little girl!
Thursday 23 August 2007, 1:27 pm #The Editor
This is sooooo freaky. I was going to write about that post. My favourite line:
I’m not saying we need to make guns a mandatory subject at school, not that that’s such a bad idea or something…
Thursday 23 August 2007, 1:32 pm #John Surname
I also like their solution to college shootings - give EVERYONE guns, because who’d feel unsafe in a college where drunken young adults are armed to the teeth?
Thursday 23 August 2007, 2:59 pm #Jeremy
I enjoy their infantile changing of opponents’ comments.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 5:19 pm #jLo
I love the tone of surprise here. Yes! That’s exactly right! They LOATHE guns.
Also, I just can’t get enough of folks who use the words ‘little girl’ or ’small girls’ as a pejorative.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 5:42 pm #John Surname
Don’t you get it? Being female is something to be ashamed of.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 6:19 pm #Bruce
Also, I just can’t get enough of folks who use the words ‘little girl’ or ’small girls’ as a pejorative.
Exactly. It’s stupid. Like “you defend gays so much you must be one!”; neither a pejorative nor a rational argument.
Geez. And these types sook and complain that left-wing bias keeps them down-in/out-of uni.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 7:59 pm #Bridgit Gread
I’m enjoying the work of MK at Iain;Hall’s blog. He drops in occasionally to tell the world just how stupid the Left is - and then he posts this kind of semi-literate guff, the work of a person who is in receipt of a pre-frontal lobotomy.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 8:15 pm #Bruce
You mean someone who should be in receipt of ;-)
Thursday 23 August 2007, 10:36 pm #Mikey
It’s up there with the same f/ckstick argument by righties that the Virginia Tech massacre would have ended with far fewer lives if the cowardly students had attacked their attacker instead of cowering and/or especially if they were packing heat.
More guns is the answer!
Thursday 23 August 2007, 10:37 pm #Mikey
Whoops - should have read comments first. JS made the same point.
Thursday 23 August 2007, 10:45 pm #jLo
JS, I am ashamed, never fear.
Except thankfully, I am neither little nor small, so I assume he wasn’t referring to me. Good thing no-one ever uses the term ‘big girl’ as an insult…
Thursday 23 August 2007, 11:08 pm #John Surname
It’s an insane argument, isn’t it Mikey? Surely the way to prevent gun crime is to restrict civilians from carrying concealed weapons. Giving stressed, and often drunk, young people guns is a recipe for disaster.
Friday 24 August 2007, 2:22 am #Bruce
Giving stressed, and often drunk, young people guns is a recipe for disaster.
Addendum: Giving guns to people who seek ways of unnecessarily killing people without consequence is a recipe for disaster.
Friday 24 August 2007, 4:42 am #fang
Firearms are overrated. Although I have fired guns that can launch nuclear weapons (M198) they are gay. And I mean generation Y gay. ie Shit. Yeah they kill but WTF? The should only be available to trained coppers and military personal on a highly regulated basis. Children should not be exposed to them whether it is by shops or video games.
I know. Because I can kill a target at 300 metres with a single shot. Snore…
Friday 24 August 2007, 4:46 am #fang
My last sentence refers to training for Timor where all I and others did was rebuild a city in ruins. No confirmed kills except for legions of mosquitos at close range.
Friday 24 August 2007, 9:25 pm #Mikey
Hooray for fang and his massive oversized penis!
Saturday 25 August 2007, 2:54 am #fang
Thanks Mikey. I have had a penis reduction from a cosmetic surgeon I saw on ACA. It had to be done in several sessions due to the fact it was massively oversized.
Saturday 25 August 2007, 3:18 am #fang
Further to my last, you seem to have got off on the wrong foot with me Mikey. I do not wish a flame war of sorts but let me jog your memory for a moment. I called you “fatty” a while back on your blog. You describe your princely girth all over your blog so it wasn’t like I was hitting you below the belt.
You took offence to my comment and I apologised twice for calling you a “fatty.” You did not accept either apology but proceeded to call me a “fuckwit” and all sorts of other nasty pasty names.
I even offered you some suggestions on losing weight. Instead you compared me to “the man”, G. Bush and other lunatics from the GOP.
I am prepared to bury the hatchet and give you another chance Mikey. I may even take you under my wing and instruct you on the finer points in life.
Best wishes and thanks for the compliment on my willy.
Monday 27 August 2007, 1:47 pm #Mikey
You may recall Fang making merry sport of mentioning my qualifications (which you derided as lacking). When you mentioned how many great guns you fired and how what an awesome person you are for handling guns, I felt it was needed pointing out.
Your attempt at linking my praise of your John Thomas - which is clearly massive thanks to its exposure to firearms - to my laughing at your incredible lack of comedic ability - to whit making fun of my self admitted condition of being an el fatto - is again incredibly pathetic.
Monday 27 August 2007, 1:49 pm #Mikey
You took offence to my comment and I apologised twice for calling you a “fatty.” You did not accept either apology but proceeded to call me a “fuckwit” and all sorts of other nasty pasty names.
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Can’t recall an apology. And I didn’t ask for one. I just pointed out that calling someone fat after they have said they were makes you a fuckwit.
I stand by those comments.
Monday 27 August 2007, 3:35 pm #Mikey
Actually I was being rude. So I offer a genuine apology. Besides, firing guns is kewl.
Monday 27 August 2007, 3:49 pm #fang
Well in case you missed the first apology, which was on a different thread from the one where I called you a fatty, then I apologise again. Even if you didn’t ask for one it is the polite thing to do when someone is highly offended.
As for the fuckwit thing. No skin off my nose I have been called a lot worse.
I’m not sure if your last comment is sarcastic or not as sometimes it is hard to decipher peoples real intentions in a pixilated form. If it is for real then apology accepted and no hard feelings.
Monday 27 August 2007, 3:53 pm #The Editor
Here at GrodsCorp we pride ourselves on being a forum for mending relationships. Let’s chalk that one up as another success.
Monday 27 August 2007, 3:57 pm #John Surname
It brings a tear to my eye.
Monday 27 August 2007, 6:22 pm #Bridgit Gread
Next stop: Jeanette Howard and Tanya Costello.
Monday 27 August 2007, 6:59 pm #fang
Good O. My initial comment to Mikey was unwarranted so he had every right to be pissed at me.
“Next stop: Jeanette Howard and Tanya Costello”
I think Grods would have more chance of brokering peace in the Middle East.
Jeanette Howard and Tanya Costello would have sharpened fingernails and Cedel hairspray at 20 paces. I wouldn’t want anyone to try and calm that cat fight.
Tuesday 28 August 2007, 4:48 pm #Bruce
Jeanette Howard and Tanya Costello would have sharpened fingernails and Cedel hairspray at 20 paces. I wouldn’t want anyone to try and calm that cat fight.
I can think of a reply, but the Libs are out mining for ALP members they can get Rudd to kick out of the party.
Tuesday 28 August 2007, 5:11 pm #Bridgit Gread
Fang, I see you spent this morning kicking the crap out of Iain;Hall. Talk about tugging on the cape of an Internet superman … I just hope your real name isn’t Googleable.
Tuesday 28 August 2007, 11:02 pm #fang
Who do you think started the first bolt-watch-watch-watch blogspot web1 shithouse site?
Fang is a shit stirrer of Iain Hall from way back Bridget and BB [this post is meant for hallwatch too].
Out of some sort of guilt I tried to help him out a bit. Kind of like Arnie helping out Lou Ferringo in the 1975 Mr Olympia contest.
But there was only so much Arnie could do because Lou was deaf and half retarded. Bless his soul.
Iain Hall is a spiteful git and I take back the Lou analogy. Lou is a nice guy.
You will be reading this Iain. So don’t have a heart attack. And if you try your google skills on me I will take you to Doctor 90210 for a chin implant and a boob job since you are into whole gender role swapping.
BTW, get Mrs Hall to teach you how to spell.
{This will be posted at Iain’s page to]
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 12:00 am #Bruce
This thread is getting weird.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 12:17 am #fang
Welcome to the weird and wacky world of the internet Bruce.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 12:21 am #fang
Oh and the rabbit hole goes a lot deeper.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 7:57 am #The Editor
An enigma wrapped in a riddle, Fang.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 10:27 am #The Editor
And in typical Iain; Hall form it seems that he’s done a little bit of “spring cleaning” of the comment thread in question.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 10:57 am #John Surname
Fang, I could kiss you on the nuts.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 2:31 pm #Bridgit Gread
Iain;Hall - rewriting history since 2006.
John, that last comment is rather disturbing.
Wednesday 29 August 2007, 10:08 pm #fang
Thanks John. I have a fresh bag of pistachios.
In parenthesis I run a blog about the rise of the Religion of Islam in Australia. I see Islam as fair game just like Judaism or Christianity. Scientology is okay though. The problem is, people like Iain see it as an avenue to show their various forms of racism. Admittedly because this will happen and I expected it to and have tried my best to stamp it out at my blog. If I took on all three monotheistic religions then the racist bigots would fuck off. But that is the risk I have taken because I feel strongly that Islam is bad news. Anyway enough about that. This is not my soap box.
As far as Iain rewriting history he mistook a fundamental flaw. Hubris. I took screen shots and have knocked up an amateurish blog.
http://iainfukall.wordpress.com/
I have borrowed Bridgit’s catch phrase for the title. Don’t sue me.
“Iain;Hall - rewriting history since 2006″
Thursday 30 August 2007, 1:22 am #Mikey
Hang on. Is Fang saying he’d been arcing up his rightyness solely to egg righties on? Or is Fang a righty himself? Is he employing some sort of mind fuck on everyone.
I am confused.
Thursday 30 August 2007, 8:17 am #The Editor
Well done, Fang. Tick, very good.
Thursday 30 August 2007, 9:07 pm #Fang
“Is he employing some sort of mind fuck on everyone.
I am confused.”
The only analogy I can think of Mikey is that it is like taking a cocktail of mind altering drugs then watching Lost Highway for the first time then hearing someone at your intercom say “Iain Hall is dead” and then looking around only to find there was no-one at the door. Or was there?
Thanks for the tick Ed. I must admit I was totally blotto when I made that crappy blog but it had to be done. I am surprised if it even makes any sense.