Democracy is in action today in the State seat of Albert Park. Public education-hating, Muslim-vilifying Prodos Marinakis will be roaming the streets asking for residents’ votes. If you’re not from Albert Park district but are taking the air in St Kilda or Southbank today you’ll know it’s Prodos because he’ll be the only freak carrying a large Australian flag and “a copy of Ayn Rand’s novel, The Fountainhead.” If you are from Albert Park district, remember to vote early and vote often for Prodos. His presence in State Parliament for the next three-and-a-half years would make for a fascinating spectator sport.

We’ll bring you a full report on Prodos’ electoral fortunes tomorrow.