This poll is for McBec who asked me to post it. For the record, she votes for Tony Abbott.
Which coalition frontbencher would you stun with a Taser if you only had five seconds to decide before the cops hit you with pepper spray?
Vote early, vote often.

Friday 12 October 2007, 8:21 am #Jeremy
That was tough. I wanted to vote for Kevin Andrews, but John’s been in charge of all of them, plus evil, dishonest and smarmy in his own way. He’s ultimately responsible for each appalling act by each of his ministers.
But I’d break free for long enough to kick Andrews in the balls, pepper sprayed or not.
Friday 12 October 2007, 10:31 am #Jangari
This is so very cruel, Ed.
How can you in good conscience tease us by allowing us to pepper spray just one?!
Friday 12 October 2007, 10:34 am #The Editor
We had a very lively dinner party discussion about this one recently. We tackle the tough questions here at GrodsCorp.
Friday 12 October 2007, 4:42 pm #Bridgit Gread
I’d bypass them all and aim right at Alexander Downer. I can’t stand his smug, whiny cadence or his insidious back-of-the-classroom one-liners about anyone who dares hold a different point-of-view. He’s the Cabinet’s own Tim Blair.
Friday 12 October 2007, 6:07 pm #Magic Bellybutton
Only one? I’m with Jangari - that is just cruel.
Friday 12 October 2007, 8:26 pm #brokenleftleg
How bad are the libs? Downer is responsible for so many foreign policy fuckups, AWB, Iraq, Bali 9, Afghanistan,etc and he hasn’t even got one vote yet.
Friday 12 October 2007, 11:27 pm #Mikey
That quiz was a total dick tease. How dare you allow one option.
Friday 12 October 2007, 11:28 pm #Mikey
I’d bypass them all and aim right at Alexander Downer. I can’t stand his smug, whiny cadence or his insidious back-of-the-classroom one-liners about anyone who dares hold a different point-of-view. He’s the Cabinet’s own Tim Blair.
Another fine point by BG. Pure. West.
Saturday 13 October 2007, 1:08 am #templemonkey
I’d ask them to all hold hands as a warm and fuzzy gesture of unity and see if the taser could take the whole lot down in one go.
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