grodscorp@grods.comJust to clarify
 | Posted by The Editor on Saturday 17 November 2007, 9:25 pm Categories: Blogosphere Tags: BlogWars, BridgitGread, IainHall, illiteracy, trolls |
GrodsCorp’s Bridgit Gread has confirmed to me via email that she is not the author of the seemingly eponymous Bridgit Gread blog that has recently appeared on the internets. Bridgit may be a latte lefty but she’s not a neo-Nazi nor an anti-Semite.
Somebody (not to name any names) obviously has too much time on their hands and is trying to smear Bridgit’s good name. This anonymous person has cut-and-pasted all of Brigit’s posts from GrodsCorp into the fake blog, along with some charming quotes about Israel and Nelson Mandela. For instance, the only non-Grods post on the fake blog, Hitler was a good Socialist, is lifted straight from here.
Want any more proof it’s our unemployed Queensland friend? If you click on the tag About me . (sic) you are presented with the following semi-literate prose.
Ah yes in (sic) the it’s (sic) been claimed that…
– I’ve never done anything of note in my life
– I’m a Marxist and/or a psuedo (sic)-Marxist
– I’m a “stupid lefty” and/or a “leftard”
– I suffer from cognitive dissonance
– I suffer from a personality disorder
– I’m “completely nasty”
– I’m a gay activist
– I’ve “plumbed new depths”
– I’m ‘wankwoman’
– I “know a million words but can’t tell them apart”
– I think Clarence Thomas is a “darkie” who should never have left the plantation
– I should be ashamed
– I’m a “lazy, worthless, condescending oxygen thief”
– I have danced on Kerry Packer’s graveAll true.
I am an evil vampire
I find Some (sic) might be moved to say ‘oh how she loves to hate’.
I hope that’s true.
UPDATE (18/11): In further attempts to paint Bridgit as a man-hating lesbian and hard-core communist Iain has also lifted this lesbianism post from here, and this post on Trotsky from here.
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Saturday 17 November 2007, 9:41 pm #Bruce
Shit… I’m not on the blogroll!
Saturday 17 November 2007, 10:27 pm #Bridgit Gread
All very amusing really.
Iain, your sanity must be hanging on a knife’s-edge.
Saturday 17 November 2007, 11:00 pm #Bruce
I’m a little bit worried to tell the truth. Writing a dearth of insane and obviously false attack tracts before suicide “Ha ha! You can’t make me take them down now!” seems a plausible MO.
If Iain wants people to go easy on him with the criticism and he really is mentally ill, he’s going to have to ask though. I’m sure if he revealed he had problems, people would lighten up on him, right?
Sunday 18 November 2007, 1:03 am #Jeremy
I was going with, geez, what a spiteful little fuckwit Iain really is - but I think Bridgit’s closer to the mark. It’s just sad. Why is Iain not receiving the psychiatric treatment he clearly needs? The man is obviously very ill.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 5:13 am #The Happy Revolutionary
The irony is, socialism and Lenin are about as alive as this moustache I’m about to put on, no, Virginia Trotsky, the glue hurts, it does, damn it…
Sunday 18 November 2007, 5:15 am #The Happy Revolutionary
I’m roaring drunk though, it must be said. One shan’t check the oc at this hour.
And Iain, mispelled though his first-name is, is misunderstood. He is not a paedophile; he is merely a bus-stop frottagist…
Sunday 18 November 2007, 5:59 am #Iain Hall
You lot are blaming Moi?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can you prove your claims?
I explicitly deny that any of the words in the quote above are mine.
I had a quick look and it sure looks like Greado’s words to me.
I never realised that she hated the Jews that much or that she so admired Hitler, but he was a leftist after all.
Oh and I can assure you that I am entirely sane. But I am ROTFLMAO at present.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 8:28 am #The Editor
What does “:lol:” and “ROTFLMAO” mean, Iain? I’m afraid I only speak English.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 9:29 am #Iain Hall
I’m afraid I only speak English.
How sad for you Scott, you being a man of the world and all that.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 9:36 am #The Editor
I’ll ask my nine-year-old students, Iain. Maybe they can explain those terms to me.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 11:43 am #invig
I think Iain has a very nice beard.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 12:32 pm #Bridgit Gread
Iain, it’s got your fingerprints all over it - from the gaps between punctuation to the creative capitalisation used in the categories and tags. There’s nobody else on the Internet with your inimitable style (a good thing, I might add).
I’m not bothered in the least. If you want to waste your time (and your wife’s salary) with this kind of tomfoolery, go right ahead. I just worry about your kids and what will happen to them once Daddy is carted off by the men-in-white-coats.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 12:43 pm #silpheed
This is fantastic. It reminds me of an incident in high school where one student learned HTML, which was a magical new language back then. The first thing of note that he did was write an entire website about how much of a faggot another student was. He had to apologise to that student in front of the whole school.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 12:46 pm #The Editor
Iain can only dream of a high-school level of humour, wit and satire.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 12:56 pm #Jimmy Scullin
The guy is desperate for attention. I don’t know why he can’t get a job as a detective considering he has discovered that I am Bourbon Boy because I didn’t use an apostrophe in ‘aint’. All he has to do now is find the Beaumont children and he up for an award.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 2:13 pm #Bridgit Gread
Breaking news. Despite not having been in Europe for nigh on 50 years, Iain is English:
One of the things that the English are so good at is being just that little bit excentric (sic)… Some cultures eschew such individuality but not the English. We embrace such individuality and long may it be so.
According to the Intertubicles, Iain’s closest psychologist is here.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 3:32 pm #krypto
what is even the point of that? as if anyone here (or anywhere) would believe that Bridg expouses the same views as ian;;;, still, it does rather make a hollow mockery of ;;;;;;’s “holier than thou” attitude towards anonymous bloggers, he now officially is one. Worse, he has used someone else’s identity to conceal his own, nice old hypocrite eh?
Sunday 18 November 2007, 3:56 pm #Iain Hall
Lot’s of assertion but no real proof here as far as I can tell. Not that you lot have ever let a lack of proof stand in the way of demonising me.
Krypto
Why would anyone doubt that website any more than they would doubt this one? I’ve read it and as far as I can see a great deal of the text is pure Greado.
Oh yeah if any of the text were mine I would happily put my name to it but I have not written any of it, so please stop claiming that I have.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 3:59 pm #Bridgit Gread
Iain, it’s your work. Just stop lying and come clean. Admitting you have a psychological problem is the first step to getting it treated.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 4:02 pm #Bruce
He’s not lying Bridget. He’s saying he didn’t write it, which of course is quite different from copy and paste publishing.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 4:44 pm #templemonkey
Iain Hall wrote Why would anyone doubt that website any more than they would doubt this one?
Has The Editor publicly disavowed himself from this website?
If not, your parallel doesn’t work Iain.
Pathetic!
Sunday 18 November 2007, 4:48 pm #Bruce
Bridgit* rather. My bad.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 5:29 pm #Iain Hall
TM
The Editor/ Scott Bridges is a real person “Bridgit Gread” is a net persona, a fictional character like one of the Bananas in Pyjamas and may well be played by different actors. Who is to say that one gives a more definitive performance than any other?
Struth you lot are a mob of whingers, amusing to watch you all having conniptions about this though.
Bridgit when are you going to write a post explaining your self? What is it with you getting Scott to do all of the legwork here?
Sunday 18 November 2007, 5:42 pm #The Editor
What has she got to explain, Iain? The site’s not written by her — it’s written by you. I wrote this post because I found your site.
My grade five kids are better liars than you, Iain. As Andrew Landeryou would say:
Iain; Hall, you are a lying liar who lies.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 6:26 pm #Bridgit Gread
“Bridgit Gread” is a net persona, a fictional character like one of the Bananas in Pyjamas and may well be played by different actors.
Fair cop Iain - just because you’re suffering from multiple psychosis doesn’t mean that everyone is too.
Struth you lot are a mob of whingers, amusing to watch you all having conniptions about this though.
Not as funny as the thought of you hunkered over your keyboard for hours, creating fake blogs and look-how-I’m-being-picked-on sites when you should be working or looking after your kids.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 7:22 pm #Jeremy
Didn’t he finish that Noddy car? Obviously he needs a new hobby, stat.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 8:46 pm #The Editor
Bruce: Shit… I’m not on the blogroll!
Don’t worry, Bruce. Iain’s added you after your comment alerted him to his mistake. (Complete with trademark missing apostrophe.)
Sunday 18 November 2007, 11:34 pm #AV
I’m on the blogroll. At least I know Iain still reads me.
Sunday 18 November 2007, 11:59 pm #Bruce
Affirmation! :P
Monday 19 November 2007, 6:08 am #Iain Hall
Scott
I have told no lies at all pertaining to the “Bridgit Gread” website, unlike the person posting as Bridgit Gread here who boasts about her skills at deception.
Bridgit
Looks like you will have to live with the fact that when some one Googles “Bridgit Gread” then they will find…LOL
However I’ll not comment further on this topic now and I will leave you lot to stew over it and leave this thread to disappear into the Grod’s archive.
As the sun rises here on what looks like being another beautiful day I bid you folks adieu.
Monday 19 November 2007, 7:45 am #The Editor
However I’ll not comment further on this topic now and I will leave you lot to stew over it and leave this thread to disappear into the Grod’s (sic) archive.
Don’t you mean the Grods “achieve”, Iain?
Monday 19 November 2007, 12:38 pm #krypto
“Why would anyone doubt that website any more than they would doubt this one?”
uh maybe because Grods is on the level and your blogs (all seven thousand of them) are full of lying shit.
How’s that for a reason?, also, unlike the stinking-roll-of-shame that is your blog, visited exclusively by people who think you are a deranged psychopath (correctly as it turns out) there is only one visitor to this site who hates it…YOU you moron.
Monday 19 November 2007, 8:15 pm #Jimmy Scullin
Hey Iain you looser [sic], since you said:
“Bearing false witness is right up there with Rape itself and should actually carry an equally harsh penalty”
And then without any evidence whatsoever [ie bearing false witness] accused me of threatening [your] kids:
“Threatened anyone else’s kids lately?
Will you stand by your own beliefs and receive and equally harsh penalty for falsely accusing someone of making threats to children?
Or is that just for rape?
Fuck you Iain Hall.
Wednesday 21 November 2007, 2:55 pm #John Surname
ahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahaha.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Best laugh I’ve had in ages!
Thursday 22 November 2007, 1:15 pm #Krypto
ha ha ha, yep, fuck him, he can sit around Boggo Road with all the rock spiders.
Friday 23 November 2007, 3:54 pm #templemonkey
Just had a look at the blog in question and couldn’t help getting a laugh.
The tag for the ‘Hitler was a good socialist’ post was…
‘The Devine Adolph’
Unintentional irony there but I got a chuckle out of it. I wonder what Miranda would make of that - nice effort Iain.