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Bailey finds two votes, still can’t find dignity

Monday 10 December 2007, 4:14 pm

John Surname

Categories: Australia Decides '07, Politics

Tags: franbailey

How ludicrous is this? Fran Bailey claims to have “found” two votes. Or, her campaign manager has reported that officials “found” the two votes. Naturally, Fran Bailey claims not to know where the votes came from, just like Jackie Kelly claimed not to know what her husband was up to, m’kay?

Where do you think the votes were found, dear reader? Under the table? Let me know in the comments

8 Comments

Ant Rogenous (Monday 10 December 2007, 4:43 pm) #

Same place I found the pit of the nectarine my dog pinched from the fruit bowl on the weekend, I expect.
The Editor (Monday 10 December 2007, 6:17 pm) #

It’s the hanging chads.
krypto (Monday 10 December 2007, 6:31 pm) #

jeez these Liberal party monkeys won’t go with any dignity about them will they?
Even if it retains it’s seat (God I hope not), it’ll still flush any semblance of credibility down the old Downing Twyfords.
Although, this IS the Liberal party, credibility is not a synonomous concept.
Bruce (Monday 10 December 2007, 7:20 pm) #

“Votes! I need more votes! Votes, where the bloody hell are ya?”
Which one is Pink? (Monday 10 December 2007, 10:18 pm) #

It’s like saying she found her virginity.
Ray Dixon (Monday 10 December 2007, 10:37 pm) #

Sophie was hiding them in her ‘friends of Indi’ safety deposit box. There are plenty more where that came from.
Mikey (Tuesday 11 December 2007, 12:49 am) #

Curled inside her tampon applicator like Chinese newspaper in the cardboard push up bit of a cocktail umbrella.
krypto (Tuesday 11 December 2007, 2:58 am) #

can I use the word “cleaver” on here?