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David Hicks Fanclub

Saturday 29 December 2007, 12:54 pm

John Surname

Categories: Blogosphere, Bogans

Tags: DavidHicks, TimBlair

To backup Tim Blair’s ludicrous claim that the left are “fans” of David Hicks, I am starting up my own David Hicks Fan Club. If you join, you’ll recieve:

* David Hicks hat.
* Sodomy baton (signed by Hicks himself!)
* Framed replica of the shirt he walked out of prison in.
* Replica bazooka.
* Bi-monthly newsletter featuring the latest Hicks news, photos and gossip.
* Introduction letter from Phillip Adams.
* Taser (”Don’t tase me bro!”)
* Monogrammed pyjamas.
* A “Tim Blair Is Shallow” Crikey T-Shirt (Tim has promised to personally email everyone who wears the shirt and demand they take it off, lyk, NOW, or he’ll remove your link from his blogroll)

If you want to join, just leave a comment. I’m aiming for at least 9000 members.

12 Comments

The Editor (Saturday 29 December 2007, 3:02 pm) #

If there was a David Hicks Signature latte glass I’d join.
John Surname (Saturday 29 December 2007, 4:09 pm) #

Soft. You used to be all about David Hicks.
brokenleftleg (Saturday 29 December 2007, 8:21 pm) #

Do you get a Dicks Hicks signature 2005 Chardonnay from the Hunter Valley?
if you do, sign me up for a membership.
jangari (Saturday 29 December 2007, 11:40 pm) #

You’re all weak. I have that picture of Hicks in his wife beater tattooed around my belly button. All equipped with an image of Marx on the side of my head, just imagine it next to my Lenin.

Beat that!!

(well, it’s more like a mix between Iain;Hall, Bin Laden and Hicks. Funk yeah?)
Ant Rogenous (Sunday 30 December 2007, 2:09 pm) #

I’ll join. I love David Hicks even more than I hate my freedoms.
John Surname (Sunday 30 December 2007, 5:43 pm) #

That’s the spirit! Hate everything!
brokenleftleg (Sunday 30 December 2007, 9:01 pm) #

I wonder if I could hook David up with my sister. It would be so cool to have him as a member of my family.
Mikey (Sunday 30 December 2007, 10:41 pm) #

Yes please Mr Sexy, sign me up. Plus can we have stickers. Honk if you hug Hicks?
John Surname (Sunday 30 December 2007, 11:54 pm) #

The more people who join, the more I’ll be able to afford this stuff.
krypto (Monday 31 December 2007, 7:40 pm) #

I coulda sworn I saw David Hicks making a guest appearance on neighbours, you know, I spotted him in the ad because I’d never actually watch neighbours.
John Surname (Tuesday 1 January 2008, 12:17 pm) #

I noticed while browsing the SMH site that Gerard Henderson has already started to publicise this fanclub. We’re on our way.
Jeremy (Sunday 6 January 2008, 11:39 pm) #

“I’ll join. I love David Hicks even more than I hate my freedoms.”

Gold.