Precocious shit - 1, ACA - 0

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 15 January 2008, 2:07 pm
Categories: Bogans, Media  Tags: ,

Say what you like about the little smart-arse turdburger who threw a party at his parents’ house and ran up a $20,000 police response bill, but I couldn’t help enjoy the way he stuck it up those sanctimonious, sermonising pricks at A Current Affair by refusing to take the bait they kept offering. As John Surname said at his other blog (is that like when you leave your wallet in your other pants?): “He’s stuck in a quandary. He doesn’t want his parents to be angry at him, but he doesn’t want his mates to think he’s pissweak.”

Make sure you watch right through to the last two questions. Gold.

UPDATE: It seems that young Corey Delaney has gone into bidness with a website and a video.

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16 comments on “Precocious shit - 1, ACA - 0”

  1. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 2:36 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Not a bad effort, but Corey passed up a perfect free kick:

    “I’ll take off me glasses if you, like, get yer top off.”

  2. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 3:02 pm #Wah

    Hmmm, I have one bullet. Do I shoot the unrepentent fucktard with the nipple ring who has sent the cause of working class teenagers back 10 years? Or the hardworking, respected journalist who hasn’t looked back since graduating from UTS?
    The bitch gets it.

    I must say, he handled that sanctimonious cow extremely well for the boy who is in the biggest trouble in Australia - never has the threat “oh ma, I’m telling your mum on you” been more apt than in this case.

  3. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 3:04 pm #The Editor

    I like the “one bullet” analogy, Wah. It’d be a tough call between them.

  4. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 4:11 pm #John Surname

    The only reason this story is still so big is because the kid is such a tool. I was on the news that he’s apparently “gone into hiding”. I’m sure they’ve got the people who found David Hicks’ safehouse are on it.

  5. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 5:17 pm #brokenleftleg

    I don’t know what is more sad, Corey or that silly cow in front of ACA. If she was fat and ugly, she would be lucky to get a job working at Maccas.
    Journalism in Australia… shudder.

  6. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 7:03 pm #Jangari

    Oh come on. It’s hardly journalism by any stretch of anyone’s imagination.

    Watching a nobhead bogan tough it out with a wannabe shock jock fills me with a strange feeling of hilarity. More parties!

  7. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 7:07 pm #Jeremy

    LOL. That was hilarious.

  8. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 7:22 pm #Magic Bellybutton

    He’s a right little ‘tard but at least ACA didn’t get the reaction they wanted.

    What was with that blonde chick? Anyone else think that she’s been taking e-nun-ci-ation les-sons?

  9. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 8:44 pm #brokenleftleg

    I honestly think her ambition for that interview was to get tears streaming from Corey’s eyes. Hence the calls to take off the glasses.
    He’s an arrogant little shit but at least he didn’t give ACA what they wanted.

  10. Tuesday 15 January 2008, 9:53 pm #joe2

    “I suggest you should go away and have a good hard look at yourself”, she was so was boring to say.

    If only the lad had not been so polite and asked her to do the same. The teenagers are bad story always gets a run, anytime, but particularly when nobody is on the newsdesk due to holiday commitments

  11. Wednesday 16 January 2008, 9:47 am #Agent Starling

    I reckon she wanted to fuck him

  12. Wednesday 16 January 2008, 10:12 am #The Editor

    In all seriousness I think you’re probably right, AS.

  13. Wednesday 16 January 2008, 12:00 pm #Agent Starling

    She may well have lost her virginity to a clown at a house party and she was reminiscing about that night : that is why she was flirting was him and get all hot and steamy.

  14. Wednesday 16 January 2008, 12:07 pm #Agent Starling

    The party is over

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/national/fun-stops-as-cops-nab-party-boy/2008/01/16/1200419837946.html

    Now the ACA babe will have to have a conjugal visit.

  15. Wednesday 16 January 2008, 7:18 pm #Mikey

    How the fuck is it a real life Risky Business? Did he run prostitutes out of his house on camp beds?

    Mind you he does dress like a pimp on crack …

  16. Thursday 17 January 2008, 12:55 am #Adam

    She may be a purveyor of sanctimonious drivel but mmmh she is fine. And that dude is cool, anyone who sticks it to ACA/TT gets a round of applause from me.

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