grodscorp@grods.comYou can’t make this stuff up
 | Posted by Ant Rogenous on Thursday 17 January 2008, 1:10 am Categories: Blogosphere Tags: AWesternHeart, cars, CrusaderRabbit, KG, phalli |
Gun-totin’, mooslim-hatin’ blogger KG — last seen barely able to contain his excitement while talkin’ submarines with some ball-shrivellingly heterosexual right-wingers — has lovingly posted pictures of the following vehicle at Crusader Rabbit:
Honestly, KG, just get it over with and blow one. You’ll feel a whole lot better for it.
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Thursday 17 January 2008, 7:50 am #The Editor
You’d have to have a big mouth to blow that.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 10:04 am #Bruce
What about a suck-start?
Thursday 17 January 2008, 10:12 am #Wah
It would be better if it came in salmon pink.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 10:15 am #Ant Rogenous
… and had just reversed into a truck loaded with alfalfa.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 11:22 am #Wah
Before driving into a rather snug red-brick tunnell, reversing out and then driving back in repeatedly - I’m sure Family Guy did this gag.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 11:32 am #Ant Rogenous
Family Guy did indeed.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 10:14 pm #Bruce
It’s certainly a funny looking car… Should really try and work out a marketing slogan for it. ;-)
It doesn’t purr, it throbs!
Thursday 17 January 2008, 11:05 pm #Ant Rogenous
Hung with so much horsepower, it’ll pull anything.
Thursday 17 January 2008, 11:54 pm #Bruce
Heh, heh. Normally I wouldn’t jump into a discussion where allusions about the car’s admirer could be drawn, but the car really is a bit of an oddity isn’t it? And I don’t mean Birdwood motor museum odd.
It looks like a great silver buzzing thing that belongs in a purse on Sex in the City. ;-)
Heck, all it needs is some bulbous veins along the side. Imagine a commercial with this car, Lawsie and some Valvoline (or don’t if you have started bleeding from every orifice of the head at the thought).
“When I drive my long, powerful hot rod home I don’t want to worry about friction. I want a smooth ride, so that’s why I use Valvoline. You know what I mean.”
Thursday 17 January 2008, 11:55 pm #Ant Rogenous
Come clean, Bruce: you’re in advertising aren’t you?
Friday 18 January 2008, 11:30 am #Agent Starling
Does it cum in brown?
Friday 18 January 2008, 4:53 pm #Anthony_
The Car reminds me of an old Hale and Pace skit.
Saturday 19 January 2008, 12:43 am #krypto
that car is one ugly piece of shit
Saturday 19 January 2008, 1:02 am #krypto
oh now I get it, it’s shaped like a willy and KG is a latent homosexual.
I guess the “gun” he carries is made by Doc Johnson too?
Well he can shove his hypocritical beliefs up his keratinised, permanently dilated anus.
Saturday 19 January 2008, 6:14 am #Bruce
Oh geez. That was charming, Krypto. :-O
Saturday 19 January 2008, 10:04 pm #Bron
There certainly is a phallic design to that car… I’m serious! Squint your eyes and you’ll see it.
Tuesday 22 January 2008, 8:16 pm #krypto
yeah Bruce, I’d like to pass it off as Tourette’s but truth is I’m just a pig.