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 Big Lachlan update 

 Wednesday 30 January 2008, 9:22 pm    The Editor
 Categories: Australia Decides '07, Corporate stupidity, Lachlan Connor, Independent, Media   Tags: , ,

Since revealing Lachlan Connor’s accidental audition success on GrodsCorp last week the story has been picked up by Big Brother fan site Behind Big Brother

Bloggers at GrodsCorp managed to get a fictional persona right through to the group interview stage of Big Brother auditions this year.

“Lachlan Conner” is a dorky traffic surveyor and failed senate candidate featured in an internet video mockumentary made by the site. When GrodsCorp wrapped up the series they decided Lachlan might as well have a shot at reality TV stardom.

Big Brother producers must have found Lachlan more interesting than the real applicants on the site because he was soon sent the audition questionnaire… even though his video only received 2 votes.

GrodsCorp filled out the questionnaire with semi-bogus answers but when Lachlan was invited to a group interview his audition journey sadly had to come to an end… the character doesn’t have a drivers license with his name on it.

In an indication of how average the other real contestants must be Lachlan was chased by Big Brother producers with at least a dozen follow up calls and a few emails. You can read more about Lachlan’s story including his questionnaire answers at GrodsCorp.

..and, in turn, the gossip columns of News Ltd. rags around the country (Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth).

IT WOULDN’T be the first time a Big Brother housemate has been accused of being fake, but a make-believe character making it right through to group auditions?

Lachlan Connor - a fictional character who stars in an internet video mockumentary - was apparently more appealing to producers than many real-life applicants.

Connor “wrote” in his questionnaire that his favourite movie is The Truman Show, and talks of his life-changing Contiki tour across Europe.

But because he only exists on the GrodsCorp website, the dorky traffic surveyor failed to advance to the next level.

So given the interest in Lachlan’s Big Brother tilt I decided to see if the producers were still willing to let him attend the audition.

From: Lachlan Connor (lachlanconnor @gmail.com)
To: Big Brother 2008 (bigbrother @bigbrother.com.au)
Date: Jan 30, 2008 9:18 PM
Subject: Re: BB08: Audition Invitation

Hi,

If it’s not too late to RSVP I’d love to come to the audition.

Regards,
Lachlan

I’ll let you know if I get a response.

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  1.  Gravatar Which one is Pink? (Wednesday 30 January 2008, 9:50 pm) # 

    even though his video only received 2 votes

    Is that more than he received in the election?


  2.  Gravatar The Editor (Wednesday 30 January 2008, 9:51 pm) # 

    Exactly the same, as a matter of fact. Check the exact stats in this episode.


  3.  Gravatar Magic Bellybutton (Wednesday 30 January 2008, 10:36 pm) # 

    That is just fantastic. Hope they want Lachlan to go along anyway.


  4.  Gravatar Which one is Pink? (Wednesday 30 January 2008, 10:40 pm) # 

    Thanks Ed. Are the BB votes also equivalent to LC getting 0.0001 of the quotas? Or are there say 10 judges who vote? The whole process seems more complicated than the election.


  5.  Gravatar Ant Rogenous (Thursday 31 January 2008, 10:48 am) # 

    Outstanding!


  6.  Gravatar vid (Thursday 31 January 2008, 3:53 pm) # 

    Good luck, Lachlan!

    Just don’t be surprised if giant spikes fall from the ceiling as soon as you enter the building. They may then force you to host Uplate or something equally as downgrading.

    vid
    behindbigbrother.com


  7.  Gravatar Bridgit Gread (Thursday 31 January 2008, 5:06 pm) # 

    You are all avoiding the big question here… will Lachlan get nekkid in the shower??


  8.  Gravatar The Editor (Thursday 31 January 2008, 5:11 pm) # 

    From Lachlan’s questionnaire responses:

    51) How do you feel about the possibility of being seen naked by viewers on in intimate situations?
    Nudity doesn’t worry me one bit — it’s very natural. Again, the intimate thing will take some getting used to but if the intimacy and strength of feeling is real then I’m sure that will overcome any uncomfortableness

    I guess that means shower doodle for sure.


  9.  Gravatar Mikey (Thursday 31 January 2008, 8:56 pm) # 

    Once again gold has been struck in Grodsland.


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