Opposition “leader”, Brendan Nelson, has given a long and sick-inducing interview to The Age about his love for motorcycles and guitars. He gives us a hint about his musical taste (or lack thereof).

“I like all kinds of music (except) rap or hip-hop,” Nelson says. “I’ve been working through Rolling Stones covers, Pink Floyd, I’m a Slim Dusty tragic … At the moment I’m learning (Bon Jovi’s) It’s My Life.”

So over to you, GrodsReaders. When Nelson has finished learning the shitty chords to shitty Bon Jovi’s shitty It’s My Life what should he learn next?