Went to see Australia vs. India at the MCG yesterday and was astounded to see how far Cricket Australia is willing to go to tap new revenue streams. As usual there was advertising and cross-promotion everywhere from sponsorship of fours to ownership of the boundary rope. However, all of the companies represented on the pitch were extremely family friendly until the umpire called drinks.

When this came out.

Don’t bother with that Gatorade stuff; quench your cricket thirst with…

…a fleshlight.