Cold turkey update
Posted by Ant Rogenous on Wednesday 20 February 2008, 1:17 pm Categories: Blogosphere Tags: addiction, Home-madeMethadone, KG, ManlyHobbies, withdrawals |
I announced during today’s GrodsCast that I’m giving up my filthy habit of reading insane wingnut blogs. Barely half a day has passed, and while I’m pleased to say I’m still clean, I must admit I’m struggling.
I’ve been keeping the withdrawals at bay by snacking on a fine, tahini-like paste of shit and gunpowder, but it’s a poor substitute for the real thing.
Thank heavens I still have this picture to remind me of better times.

Pray for me, friends.

Wednesday 20 February 2008, 1:27 pm #The Editor
Home-madeMethadone
That is taggy gold.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 1:39 pm #Wah
I feel for you Ant. I feel for you.
I am trying to do the same thing with the Herald Sun web site comments. It’s so hard to look away though - like when someone on a talent show sings like a frog and you see a piss stain emerge in their pants as the nerves get the better of them. You hate it. You wish it didn’t happen. But you can’t look away.
You read one racist generalisation from a fucktard who window on the world is Today Tonight and you feel compelled to read more.
Part of you craves the the next person will be reasoned and intelligent, but the other half is a hoar gets offf on reading the work of nutjobs because it makes them realise that their life is pretty damn good.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 2:03 pm #Agent Starling
There should be some sort of hotline one can ring for support. I’ll be your sponsor Ant.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 2:43 pm #Bron
I feel quite smug - I don’t have any problem switching off stupid racist blogs for days on end. Why? Because I know they’re just repeating the same thing over and over. It’s like daytime soap TV - miss several episodes, come back to it after the absence and the storyline will be where you left it.
Plus, I have Grods to keep me posted on the insane ramblings of the feeble-minded.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 2:48 pm #Ant Rogenous
Why? Because I know they’re just repeating the same thing over and over.
You mean you knew that all this time and never told me!?
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 2:53 pm #Bron
You never asked!
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 3:07 pm #The Editor
Plus, I have Grods to keep me posted on the insane ramblings of the feeble-minded.
We have Australia’s best feeble minds on the GrodsTeam.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 3:08 pm #Ant Rogenous
We have Australia’s best feeble minds on the GrodsTeam.
Ha! Take that, John Surname!
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 3:15 pm #Bron
I just had a feeling one of ‘youse’ would pick up on that! I was going to delete it and replace it with something else, but decided, no, let’s see who gets in first! Good onya, Mr The.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 3:21 pm #The Editor
Thanks, Bron. First feeble amongst equal feebles.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 4:47 pm #krypto
that right wing shite is just mental polution, good on you Ant, only good can come of ignorig it.
Let ASIO deal with them.
I can’t shake the feeling that one day I’m going to turn on the evening news and see MK, KG, Dr Tingtong etc. being hearded into the back of a paddywagon for weapons offenses and inciting hatred.
They wouldn’t last too long in prison I don’t think, there are some racist scum there, but they are pretty much protected because they are all in bike gangs, some wanna be try hard white supremist dingbat like the ones that frequent AWH wouldn’t last from one muster to the next.
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 10:43 pm #Mikey
So how’s it been. You broken yet?
Wednesday 20 February 2008, 10:48 pm #Damian
Ant, if you make it through then we’ll need to hear about your strategies. I’m a shocker. I subscribe to feeds, get the shits with them, unsubscribe, then somehow find myself subscribed again. I have to break the cycle. It’s a sad comment on my situation that I am looking to a Grod in my time of need.
Thursday 21 February 2008, 9:32 am #Suburban Marxist
Lol!
Awesome pic. Says it all really.
Thursday 21 February 2008, 10:54 am #Ant Rogenous
Mikey and Damian: I haven’t caved yet, but I’m on an emotional rollercoaster. I saw a road sign this morning that said “no right turns” and I wept like a girl.
Thursday 21 February 2008, 11:00 am #Skeptic
Ant, you’re not using the right side of your brain are you?
Thursday 21 February 2008, 11:19 am #Terry Wright
Very good Ant. 2nd favourite pic so far.
Still can’t beat the Dr. Tingtong pic with smoke coming out it’s ears.
Thursday 21 February 2008, 11:26 am #Damian
I’m waiting for a pic on the theme, “Tingtong Diplomacy”.
Thursday 21 February 2008, 11:29 am #Ant Rogenous
If I’m not mistaken, a gauntlet has just been thrown down!