In today’s Newspoll Brendan Nelson’s support as preferred Prime Minister has fallen from an abysmal 9% to an even more abysmal 7%, while the Liberal Party’s two-party-preferred vote has dropped to 37%. But statistics gathered by Newspoll and not published in The Australian have been leaked to GrodsCorp, and they are shocking.

Q: Which of the following would you prefer as Prime Minister?

Brendan Nelson: 12%	Herpes: 88%

Q: To which Party would you give your preference if an election were held tomorrow?

Liberal Party: 21%	The Taliban: 79%