Chadstone Shopping Centre from the air

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27 comments on “Chadstone: The Phallus Capital”

  1. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:20 am #Skeptic

    Holy giant schlong Batman, this is the place for a (really big shopping) village!

  2. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:32 am #keri

    How did that look like a good idea on paper?

  3. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:35 am #John Surname

    I feel strangely aroused.

  4. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:38 am #keri

    I’m strangely not surprised.

  5. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:43 am #Ant Rogenous

    How did that look like a good idea on paper?

    KG must have been involved in the design.

  6. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:45 am #The Editor

    It kind of looks like the space shuttle, too. Penis shuttle?

  7. Thursday 6 March 2008, 10:56 am #Ant Rogenous

    Anyone seen Death to Smoochy? “It’s… uh, it’s … A ROCKET SHIP!”

  8. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:31 am #single mum of two

    Personally, I think it looks like Dr Evil’s secret ‘lair’!
    You know, where he keps his secret ‘laser’?

    (sorry too much Austin powers for me!)

  9. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:42 am #The Editor

    It looks circumcised to me. Or is the helmet just exposed because it’s erect?

  10. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:43 am #keri

    It just looks pointy to me. And kind of lopsy.

  11. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:46 am #Ant Rogenous

    I’m tempted to head to Chadstone on a research mission — there’s bound to be some hilarious shops in the glans and teste areas.

  12. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:46 am #The Editor

    It gives new meaning to the phrase uttered by most people who have been to the shopping centre: “Chadstone is fucked.”

  13. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:47 am #Ant Rogenous

    True. It also explains why I feel like I’ve been shafted when I leave.

  14. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:56 am #skeptic

    You think that’s wierd, here’s one to excite the Forteans …

    http://i24.tinypic.com/5n263o.jpg

  15. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:57 am #The Editor

    Where’s that building?

  16. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:58 am #Ant Rogenous

    You’re making it hard for KG to decide where he’d rather be, Skeptic.

  17. Thursday 6 March 2008, 12:00 pm #skeptic

    It’s the Naval Base Coronado, in the U.S.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Base_Coronado

  18. Thursday 6 March 2008, 12:26 pm #Dave from Albury

    Ant, dare I ask how you came across this startling discovery?

  19. Thursday 6 March 2008, 12:48 pm #Wah

    He found it up his arse after a horrendous 11 hours of Christmas shopping last year.

  20. Thursday 6 March 2008, 12:55 pm #The Editor

    Ant spends hours each day on Google Earth looking for natural and man-made features that resemble penii.

  21. Thursday 6 March 2008, 1:06 pm #Bridgit Gread

    Is there a Fleshlight-shaped shopping centre?

  22. Thursday 6 March 2008, 2:38 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Not sure, Bridgit. But if Chadstone is shaped like a knob, I don’t even want to know what lies behind the design of Watergardens.

  23. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:41 pm #krypto

    so we can expect to be invaded by gay aliens any day now huh?

  24. Thursday 6 March 2008, 11:45 pm #John Surname

    “Ant spends hours each day on Google Earth looking for natural and man-made features that resemble penii.”

    Would explain the pics he showed us on Tuesday. Biggest cock I’ve ever seen.

  25. Friday 7 March 2008, 12:04 pm #Jeremy

    That’s so being emailed around to everyone I know now.

  26. Friday 7 March 2008, 1:27 pm #Chris Fryer

    What kind of dickhhead designed that? LOL!! I nearly died from laughter when I saw that. This has really made my day.

    I will be sending you guys a link from my blog - this site is fucking hilarious!!

  27. Friday 7 March 2008, 1:59 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Thanks, Chris.

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