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Sunday 9 March 2008, 2:47 pm

The Editor

Categories: Film, Let's Cook! With Craig, The internet, Them crazy...

Tags: filmmaking, Let'sCookWithCraig, VideoMovies

GrodsCorp’s Let’s Cook! With Craig videos have been going nuts on YouTube, having been featured on the front page and receiving thousands of views. There is an undeniable thirst out there for more Craig action but unfortunately I’m so busy at work at the moment that I just can’t spare the time required to produce Let’s Cook! episodes. Therefore I’m pleased to announce that the production of Let’s Cook! With Craig has been outsourced to a filmmaking couple called Fred and Sharon. Here’s their showreel.

Make sure you check out some of their other stuff. Especially this one.

17 Comments

John Surname (Sunday 9 March 2008, 3:25 pm) #

They humble us with their talent.
EC (Sunday 9 March 2008, 5:09 pm) #

Sharon. Is. So. Enthusiastic. About. Making. Videos.

WTF is going on with the shot of the rubber gloves and boxing gloves? Why does the animated Sharon in ‘Shoparama Christmas Craft Fair’ have a mouth like a Target logo?

Why. Did. I. Click. Play?
krypto (Sunday 9 March 2008, 5:57 pm) #

classic case of “art Vs nature” I’d say, a pretend no-hoper like Craig can never compete with the real thing.
Do you suppose they “do it”?
Imagine Sharon? “oh….oh….oh yes….that…is…quite….good
Bruce (Sunday 9 March 2008, 6:58 pm) #

Oh shit… I don’t know where to begin…
krypto (Sunday 9 March 2008, 7:05 pm) #

remind me NEVER to go to Canada, why does that muppet’s mouth look like a sphincter?
Adam (Sunday 9 March 2008, 10:22 pm) #

I’d rather hire Craig for a catering job than ever give those two money for filming something. In fact I’d rather hire Craig as a sanitation consultant than have those two film anything!
Bruce (Monday 10 March 2008, 12:28 pm) #

I don’t think you should downplay the serious potential of the second video, especially the CGI version of Sharon.

Just think of it…

From the man who brought you The Man with the Golden Gun, Albert R. Broccoli presents…

The Lady with the Fleshlight Mouth.
The Editor (Monday 10 March 2008, 12:30 pm) #

Bruce, I never thought you had it in you. Nice work, mate!
EC (Monday 10 March 2008, 2:01 pm) #

I was telling my partner about the ongoing Grods Fleshlight obsession and (bless him) he didn’t know what I was talking about.

Google images to the rescue, followed by slightly worried look from partner.
Bruce (Monday 10 March 2008, 2:59 pm) #

I’ve even though about writing the lyrics to the theme! ;-)

And imagine what you could do with the double-Os on a promotional poster!
Bruce (Monday 10 March 2008, 3:32 pm) #

Sung to the tune of…

The Lady with the Fleshlight Mouth

She has a humerous sex-toy
She uses while filming a shot,
when your topic is heading south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Dubbing in some shady lean-to,
or working with Fred somewhere,
if you’re looking for a lady with routh,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
for a price, she’ll head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Her eye may be on your or me,
Who will she film?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
If you want someone to head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth

She has such routh
She’ll film down south
With her fleshlight mouth.

007 will ~~come again~~ return…
Bruce (Monday 10 March 2008, 6:56 pm) #

Oh crap… humorous*
krypto (Monday 10 March 2008, 10:01 pm) #

Bruce has unleashed a monster, years of opressed obscenities flooding to the fore right there.
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 12:41 am) #

…years of opressed obscenities flooding to the fore right there.

You should see what I’m like when Pazuzu takes over. ;-)
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 12:42 am) #

Oh… And I’m aware of the Americanism in my correction… *sigh*
krypto (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 12:54 am) #

Pazuzu who ran for Family First in the last election, THAT Pazuzu?
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:31 am) #

No, Pazuzu who is up for pre-selection in the next Federal election as a Family First candidate. We don’t want the punters thinking that he had a presence in the Party Room before his time.