GrodsCorp

Bruce sings!

Tuesday 11 March 2008, 7:12 am

The Editor

Categories: Larfs, The internet

Tags: 007, Bruce, Fleshlight, JamesBond, VideoMovies

GrodsReader Bruce has finally embraced the cult of the Fleshlight and written a lovely ditty to celebrate this amazing video movie.

Sung to the tune of…

The Lady with the Fleshlight Mouth

She has a humourous sex-toy
She uses while filming a shot,
when your topic is heading south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Dubbing in some shady lean-to,
or working with Fred somewhere,
if you’re looking for a lady with routh,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
for a price, she’ll head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth.

Her eye may be on your or me,
Who will she film?
We shall see. Oh yeah!

Lube is required whenever she’s hired,
it’s applied just before the reel.
No doll can catch her, no latex will match her,
for her fake human feel.

One cheesy shot means another jipped sucker,
Has forked over their cash,
If you want someone to head down south,
the lady with the fleshlight mouth

She has such routh
She’ll film down south
With her fleshlight mouth.

007 will ~~come again~~ return…

21 Comments

Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 9:53 am) #

Hey, you could have corrected the spelling mistake. I thought you were an orthographic NAZI!
magic bellybutton (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 10:37 am) #

Oh dear god.
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 10:43 am) #

Awesome. I think I’ve found a lead singer/songwriter for my new band, EFO — Electric Fleshlight Orchestra.
keri (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 11:11 am) #

Oh Lord. It’s taking on a life of its own, isn’t it?
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 11:23 am) #

The Editor is considering changing the name of this blog to FleshCorp. He has my full support.
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 11:41 am) #

Oh Lord. It’s taking on a life of its own, isn’t it?

There’s a catch-phrase for fleshlight marketing. It’s alive! It’s alive!
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 11:43 am) #

I think I’ve found a lead singer/songwriter for my new band, EFO — Electric Fleshlight Orchestra.

Puberty killed my singing voice sorry*. Can only write songs… :(

* Either that or it cured me being tone deaf.
keri (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 11:52 am) #

Bruce, there’s a horror movie in the making right now.
Bruce (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 12:01 pm) #

Yeah, I know. It’s just that Frankenvag doesn’t have a corresponding theme song to parody.
keri (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:14 pm) #

There’s a “Vlad the Impaler” joke for the taking, but it’s too early in the day for straigh-out smut.
keri (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:15 pm) #

Or even STRAIGHT-out smut.
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:18 pm) #

Bruce’s lyrics above give new meaning to the term “torch song”.
Wah (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:38 pm) #

Jesus F Christ. I had Grods on my computer and went away for a while only to find the fucking little Fleshlight pic on my minitor for all to see. Damn you The Editor. Damn you!
The Editor (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:40 pm) #

You should know that there’s a blanket NSFW warning on this site, Wah.
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:40 pm) #

Lucky it wasn’t on your monitor, Wah — that would have been really embarrassing.
keri (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:42 pm) #

No Storing Fleshlights at Work warning?
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:43 pm) #

By the way, Ed, I always assumed “grods” meant testicles. I was a little surprised to find, on Urban Dictionary, that it’s Australian slang for underpants.

Was anyone else under the same impression as me?
The Editor (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:47 pm) #

Look closely at the author of that UD entry, Ant.

I explain the origin of “GrodsCorp” here, BTW.
The Editor (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:49 pm) #

Bruce: Hey, you could have corrected the spelling mistake. I thought you were an orthographic NAZI!

Fixed now, Bruce.
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 1:58 pm) #

Look closely at the author of that UD entry, Ant.

Are you suggesting that there’s only one person named The Ed, in Melbourne, that would provide a definition for the word “grods”?

Outrageous.
Damian (Tuesday 11 March 2008, 6:50 pm) #

I’m still giggling at Electric Fleshlight Orchestra.