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I don’t like to use the word “hypocrite”, BUT…

Wednesday 12 March 2008, 12:46 pm

John Surname

Categories: Bloggy freakness

Tags: AWH, MK

MK has this to say:

I generally try to steer clear of hateful leftists, but as usual, that’s not enough for these hateful creatures, they must let you know what they think of you. What a charming fellow this D—– B—– is eh. I believe all this started because I banned his hateful self from AWH, so he slithered over here, now you know why I banned him. Folks, I have lost count of the number of angry leftists who insist that my blog and blogs I write on and are useless and are read by no one, yet they just can’t stay away and still they yearn to have their say on these blogs that no one apparently reads. On the plus side, unlike the others who tend to drone on a bit, this one was just straight to the point, there wasn’t any dancing around, just 100% hate and anger.

A few points:

MK cannot claim the high moral ground. We know he reads this site. A lot. He doesn’t comment here, of course, because he’s not surrounded by his buddies, and he can’t delete any dissenting comments.

Judgement: Pissweak.

How hard I laughed when read MK’s hissy fit because someone called him a name. Of course, MK would NEVER think of calling someone a juvenile name!

Here are some recent comments MK has posted:

“Eff off john gasbag, you sniveling sack of pig filth. Your parents are looking for you, feeding time, here jonny, jonny, come get yer sausage boyo. It’s lamb tonite, whose a good doggy now, must work on your incessant yapping though.”

“Don’t tell me to get my facts right you irritating sack of excrement, i quote from media sources. You got a problem with them bird-brain, then take it up with them, stupid cow…”

“No worries jono, just try to keep your solicitations off this blog alright.

Oh and that last attempt of yours to pretend to be me, sorry you sniveling old testicle-sniffer, i saw you from a mile away, you stood out like, well a sniveling old testicle-sniffer. Run along now and start whining and crying into your mothers-skirts like the tosser you really are. You have a face and an intellect only a mother could tolerate.

I must say you really are a predictable, immature, sniveling old testicle-sniffer.”

“Angry that we’re allowed to speak ar, very angry. Get lost club wank.”

“Hopefully it’ll be 14 months of being somebody’s bitch at a fixed address. After that it’ll be onto centrelink to suckle on the taxpayers teat.”

“Yeah, lots of comments when yearning to free the scumbag, but suddenly nothing to say to the rest of the community for something that affects them.

Oh yeah and the United Nations, always siding with the scum of the earth eh.”

“The warning is not up there for fun asshole.”

These were from the front page of AWH alone.

Judgement: Hypocrite.

Now poor MK wants be left alone! It must be annoying when you post retarded views, and can’t defend them.

41 Comments

Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:01 pm) #

Surely an early contender for Biggest Wanker of the Year 2008?
keri (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:12 pm) #

Lamb sausage? How fancy!

Why does it always come back to the phallus with this lot?
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:15 pm) #

because THEY QUOTE MEDIA SOURCES!!!1!
keri (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:18 pm) #

The media are saying you’re eating Lamb Sausage? I can see the headline now;

“Surname Scoffles Sausage”
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:26 pm) #

I was so humiliated.
THR (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:30 pm) #

It’s notable that MK (and his wacky sidekick) never attempt to test their views outside of a heavily censored, far-right wing blog.
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:33 pm) #

Of course not. Then they can’t control it.

“…wacky sidekick…”

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42369000/jpg/_42369469_dastardly.jpg
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:39 pm) #

was that Dick Dastardly and Muttley? I haven’t seen those guys in years, not since the wacky races.
How old are you anyway Surnami?
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:40 pm) #

21
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:42 pm) #

oh there is no WAY you can remember Dastardly and Muttley is there? You must have seen them on pay TV or something right?
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:45 pm) #

No, they used to play them about ten years ago in the morning.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:53 pm) #

were they the Penelope Pittstop episodes or the Wacky races?, they were in both I think.
Actually they were kind of a generic villain for Hanna Barbara, they made lots of crossovers.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:54 pm) #

I think they turned up in Jabba Jaws on occasion too.
THR (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 1:55 pm) #

Actually they were kind of a generic villain for Hanna Barbara, they made lots of crossovers.

Much like the many mirror sites churned out by generic dribbling rightards MK and KG…
Ray Dixon (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:03 pm) #

Does anyone know MK’s full name? I think it might be Mike Keating, the estranged twin of Paul, seperated at birth. One went the right way (that being the left) and the other the wrong way (that being the extreme far right).

Same cutting insults though, remarkably similar. Only Mike’s a bit more crass than Paul. Interesting thought.
THR (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:05 pm) #

Does anyone know MK’s full name?

Presumably not Margo Kingston.

Maybe it’s his title - Monkey King, over at Ape Warrior’s Haven.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:08 pm) #

indeed, I did a search and it turns out they were never in Jabba Jaws, they turned up in Yogi Bear however, and they wound up on the cutting room floor of the Adventures of Penelope Pitstop.
Hmm, don’t know what I was thinking, but then I was only eight last time I saw them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly
Anyway they are more intrersting than the AWH cretins that’s for sure.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:32 pm) #

Ray do you have some reason to believe that’s true or are you just playing a hunch?
Mondo Rock (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:38 pm) #

I love the repetition of ‘testicle-sniffer’ that starts infesting his later insults. It very quickly reaches the realms of absurdity, and I found myself giggling simply at the thought of someone repeating that phrase over and over.

Someone should write a sketch about an ill-tempered fuckhead who peppers his dialogue with the phrase ‘testicle-sniffer’. I know it’s immature but I’d laugh my arse off.
keri (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:40 pm) #

It’s almost like Tourrettes, isn’t it?
Ant Rogenous (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 2:55 pm) #

When MK thrice clicks the heels of his ruby slippers together, chanting “old testicle sniffer” each time, I wonder how long it takes him to be magically transported to Dr Tingtong’s house?
keri (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 3:05 pm) #

Ant, I’ve now got some mental images that will never go away.

Eurgh.
Damian (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 3:55 pm) #

I was once banned at AWH because I called someone a “silly nong” or something like that. In fact, the comment was deleted and MK or KG or whoever then blasted me about abusive language.

It’s interesting that these bannings never last long. I reckon I’ve been banned a half dozen times. A week later I decide to read some comments (I love the ones by “Tibbie” about how much he can lift at the gym and that) and find that I’m not banned anymore. It’s like they want us to come back and comment.
Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:03 pm) #

Possibly because we (we being Grods readers and writers) are the only people who read their blogs. It’s not like they’re reaching out to the masses otherwise, are they? Not like Grods.
Skeptic (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:33 pm) #

Who is this Dr Ting Tong that I keep reading about?
Ant Rogenous (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:37 pm) #

Australia’s foremost racist pseudo-academic, “Dr” John Ray.
Skeptic (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:43 pm) #

Thanks Ant.

Man, that John Ray is one ugly mo-fo!
Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:50 pm) #

John Ray ugly mo-fo?

NO WAY. He’s so debonaire and handsome. I’d do him. Especially after Terry’s very descriptive visual images earlier.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 4:57 pm) #

even with that steamed cauliflower hanging out of his ears, Bron you are DESPERATE!!!
Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 5:09 pm) #

Desperate, moi? Naaaaah. I just appreciate fine-lookin’ gents. You have to agree he’s a total babe.
Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 5:10 pm) #

Besides, I don’t have such high standards…

Obviously.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 5:20 pm) #

firstly I’d have to turn gay, then I’d have to be struck deaf, blind, mute and retarded NOT to run in abject horror at an advance from “Dr” Tingtong.
Bron (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 5:27 pm) #

Deaf, blind, mute and retarded - wouldn’t it just be easier to simply jump off a tall building than suffer all that?

Oh wait, euthanasia is illegal. Forget what I just said.
Mondo Rock (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 5:48 pm) #

I love the ‘Dr Tingtong’ moniker too.

I don’t know where you guys came up with it but it elicits similar giggling everytime I read it.

Actually - I’m going to Wiki it right now . . .

Please tell me it’s a reference to the Little Britain mail order bride.
THR (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 6:04 pm) #

Mondo,

The moniker derives from the good doctor’s poetry:

http://jonjayray.tripod.com/poems.html

Illustrated by verses such as these:

Ting tong, tingtong
The air melts in song
The song of sad happiness
The song of old sadness

And other assorted gems.
Terry Wright (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 6:21 pm) #

For some reason Dr. Tingtong has got in my head … and he won’t leave.

That pic with smoke shooting out of his ears had me in tears when I first saw it. Sometimes when I have just read one of his ravings, I quickly bring up that pic and look at it thinking of the crap I just read - the more you look, the funnier it gets. It’s a fucking cracker!

Lately I have been walking around the house semi-chanting:

Ting. Tong. Tingtong … I am Dr. Tingtong.
Sing. Song. Singsong … Where is Dr. Tingtong.

And every questions someone asks me, I inevitably answer Dr. Tingtong.

Now Mrs Terry goes absoulutely fricken bananas at me when she hears it!
Mondo Rock (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 6:45 pm) #

Now that’s some crap poetry.

No - I mean it. Really, really crap. Dr TingTong should be ashamed.
krypto (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 6:57 pm) #

that poetry would out gross a Vogon.
Damian (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 7:48 pm) #

Really glad to hear that so many others are afflicted by images of Dr TT. I was tempted the other day to follow a link to his “Obamology” blog, but after three minutes in stitches over the cauli-steam-ears I was sated and clicked none.
John Surname (Wednesday 12 March 2008, 11:21 pm) #

Come, muse, let us sing of bats:

Strange animals of leather
Living in an alien element
Like us, just mammals
But much more versatile.
You fly — we walk
Concept challenging!
Perhaps we too
Can equal your success
Are our limits self-made?
You bats show much greater achievement
In your furry dignified selves.
Terry Wright (Thursday 13 March 2008, 12:24 am) #

Dr. Tingtong made this comment in response to Ant discovering this hidden talent in January:

… I doubt that any of my readers here would have been aware that in my long-lost teens I did write a bit of poetry. I put the poetry concerned online with the note that “I don’t think much of it now” so criticisms of it leave me supremely unmoved.

My question is that if he didn’t ‘think much of it now’ why the hell put it on a website for the world to see?

Also at the bottom of his now famous poetry page is a date - 4.4.1965. I’m fairly sure the date wasn’t there when Ant first exposed ‘The Lost Works of Dr. Tingtong’.

I found this news item:
Reuters AAP (London): According to New Scientist Magazine, experts are now pouring through the newly discovered works of John.J Ray looking for clues to the real age of the mysterious deity only known as ‘MK’. A newly discovered date has convinced some researchers that the works might actually be written less than 10 years ago. Penguin books will be releasing the findings in a new book later this year titled The Da Tingtong Code.