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Fielding lights up

Thursday 13 March 2008, 12:50 pm

The Editor

Categories: Politics, Religion

Tags: bongs, drugs, FamilyFirst, marijuana, PentecostalChurch, recycling, SteveFielding

I know that independent and minor party MPs and Senators need to try a bit harder than most politicians to get noticed. And I know that Steve (1.9%) Fielding, with his total lack of a mandate and even greater lack of a chance at re-election, needs to try harder than anyone else. But could he be any more of a joke if he tried?

Steve Fielding dressed as a bong

Steve Fielding arrives at Parliament House dressed as a bong to highlight his party’s policy of a 10 cent bong recycling scheme.

12 Comments

keri (Thursday 13 March 2008, 1:04 pm) #

I would have made an absolute fortune in my younger days.

Where was this policy about five years ago?
Jeremy (Thursday 13 March 2008, 1:40 pm) #

“But could he be any more of a joke if he tried?”

I’m inclined to say no, but that’s not giving Steven his due. If anyone can, it’s him.
Fabio (Thursday 13 March 2008, 2:10 pm) #

You should see the outfit he wears for discussing recycled sewage. Always a spare seat beside him.
Dave from Albury (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:18 pm) #

1. Where is the cone? Do we want to know?
2. That’s a very small mouthpiece.
3. Would you be game to use a bong that colour?
4. That bong doesn’t look water tight.
5. Steve Fielding is indeed a tool.

(Items 1-4 pure speculation of course. Item 5 you can take to the bank)
keri (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:22 pm) #

1. Same place as his brain - up his arse.
2. Small mouthpiece for a small mind
3. I’m not putting my mouth around anything that comes from Family First
4. Neither are their policies
5. Damn skippy!
The Editor (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:27 pm) #

That’s the sort of hard-hitting analysis that GrodsCorp is famous for, guys. Well done.
The Editor (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:32 pm) #

Has anyone even noticed my clever (shithouse) Photoshopping on his chest sign?
keri (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:34 pm) #

Cash for Hash? Yes. You should have changed it to Family Fist whilst you were there though.
Ant Rogenous (Thursday 13 March 2008, 3:41 pm) #

If Brendan Nelson donned that costume, would he be proposing a 7c refund?
krypto (Thursday 13 March 2008, 4:34 pm) #

what is it with these conservative pollies turning PH into a circus?
Everyone knows a comic relies on props when they have no material whatsoever, apparently the same is true for pollies.
Fielding, you got nuttin.
Mikey (Thursday 13 March 2008, 7:44 pm) #

He looks like a brewery sponsored Klansman.
Bruce (Thursday 13 March 2008, 8:18 pm) #

Admittedly, it’s probably not a bad policy he’s proposing. Has worked nicely here in SA.

What?

It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it… *grumble* …Internet elitists… *grumble*