grodscorp@grods.comDressed to kill
 | Posted by Ant Rogenous on Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:33 pm Categories: Blogosphere, Media Tags: AndrewBolt, KateEllis, QuestionTime, TimBlair |
Ideological bantamweight Tim Blair has ridiculed youth minister Kate Ellis’ performance in Parliament today, and in doing so has linked to a completely unrelated photo of her in air-force kit. Go figure.
Anyway, in keeping with the tone of irrelevance, I have a question: who looks more ridiculous tarted up in battle fatigues — Kate Ellis…
… or Timmeh’s adorable little mate, Right Wing Commander Andrew Bolt?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:49 pm #The Editor
You arsehole, Ant. I was at this very second typing a post about the same topic.
I was making the point that Timmeh can say what he likes about global warmening, say what he likes about Al Gore… heck! he can even say what he likes about me. But he should just LEAVE KATE ALONE!!!!1!!!11!
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:49 pm #Ant Rogenous
Hear, hear. (About the arsehole bit, too.)
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:49 pm #Damian
He spelt “comrade” with a K. Heh heh. Fun-ny.
Oh look, that dog’s got a fluffy tail. Hee hee hee hee.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:54 pm #Damian
Ah, Ed, groupthinking again, I see.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 3:56 pm #The Editor
I wish Ant would groupthink on his own instead of stealing my groupthinking.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:01 pm #Zombie Mao
now we need Kate in fatigues…with a fleshlight
NOT Bolt etc etc.. EWWWWWW
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:04 pm #Bron
At least some of his readers are calling Kate a babe. But…I still don’t get Timmeh’s point — why that pic of Kate in airforce clothing? Which, I might as well point out, doesn’t seem to be in his post anymore. ?
Moreover, WHY is he targeting her now? Did she, as a widely acknowledged hot babe, reject him or something? Hmmmm. Hell hath no fury like a Timmeh scorned.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:07 pm #Ant Rogenous
now we need Kate in fatigues…with a fleshlight
Curse my recent Fleshlight blogging! I feel like Joe Dolce on stage, dying to play songs from my new album while the increasingly hostile crowd shouts: “JUST FUCKING PLAY SHADDUP YOU FACE!”
I blame The Editor.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:09 pm #The Editor
I like your old stuff better than your new stuff.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:09 pm #Zombie Mao
Curse my recent Fleshlight blogging!
we need a new toy then?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:09 pm #The Editor
Freshlight?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:19 pm #joe2
Mocha Fleshlight with arsehole may well resolve this mass debate.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:22 pm #Zombie Mao
latteFleshlight with arsehole would me more apt.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:23 pm #Zombie Mao
anyway her fiancée Stephen Donnelly is the luckiest man on earth. The bastard.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:27 pm #Chuck A. Spear
Great post Ant and what a lovely pic of Andy “war correspondent” Bolt. Ha ha.
The only thing better than a journo parading around in uniform after spending a day in the green zone is a prime minister doing it.
You’re a fucking poser Bolt. Has the Iraq been won yet?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:28 pm #Damian
Chucker: “You’re a fucking poser Bolt. Has the Iraq been won yet?”
You mean, have we won again yet?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 5:37 pm #Chuck A. Spear
Yes that’s what I mean Damian… I think. What was/is the war about again?
There hasn’t been much propaganda lately, I’m not sure what to think.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 8:29 pm #brokenleftleg
Has the Iraq been won yet?
Well Dick Cheney said it was going well today, so that’s good enough for me!
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 9:00 pm #Dave from Albury
Ant, I think you meant Wingnut Commander Bolt.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 9:04 pm #Damian
“Well Dick Cheney said it was going well today..”
Yep. And Bush said a few days ago that the war’s been good for the economy. How good is that!
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 10:45 pm #Goobermetrics
Ed should make a “Leave Britney Alone”-esque video for Kate.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 10:57 pm #Jeremy
Man, wearing that helmet, Andy really looks like he could - were he ever to be for some reason forced to - even take on Tim Blair.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 11:01 pm #The Editor
Wouldn’t that be crazy, Jeremy, if, like, Andrew was forced to take on Timmeh in, like, a podcast or something?
Crazy.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 11:02 pm #The Editor
I think Lachlan Connor’s Billy would be much better suited, Goober. Or maybe Craig?
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 11:06 pm #Wah
Kate Ellis - Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. She can be my wang girl anytime!
Bolt looks like “The Desert Fox” Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, who commanded German forces in North Africa.
One is a wiley campaigner who hates Nazism, the other is a cunt who writes for the Herald Sun.
Tuesday 18 March 2008, 11:32 pm #Bridgit Gread
Bolta’s not so much ‘The Desert Fox’ as ‘The Kew Weasel’.
Wednesday 19 March 2008, 3:21 am #krypto
I can just see it now, Bolta tarted up like Lawrence of Arabia with Piers Ackermann making tank noises and Timmeh popping bubble wrap to sound like machine gun fire.
The closest any of those monkeys would get to the “frontline” is watching re-runs of the old ABC series with Rob Sitch and wishing they were Martin DiStasio.
Really the only difference between that photo and any other day of Bolta playing “let’s pretend” is the bloody outfit.
I’m surprised he didn’t “accesorise” a pair of pearl-handled revolvers to look like George S Patton.
I mean this is a grown man dressing up to play soldiers for the day FFS.
Wednesday 19 March 2008, 7:09 am #Wah
Speakin gof Frontline, did anyone see Today Tonight’s spoiler of ACA Bingo money story? It was gold!