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ANTI-EMO RIOTS BREAK OUT ACROSS MEXICO

Riot police have taken to the streets of several cities in Mexico to … defend emo kids?

A series of attacks on dyed-hair, eye-makeup-wearing emo kids began in early March when several hundred people went on an emo-beating rampage in Querétaro, a town of 1.5 million about 160 miles north of Mexico City. The next week, shaggy-haired emo kids were harassed again by punks and rockabillys in the capital, prompting police protection and a segment on the TV news. Most recently, a Mexican newspaper reported that metal heads and gangsters have warned Tijuana’s emo kids to stay away from the town’s fair next month.

But instead of just laying down, listening to Panic! At The Disco on their headphones, smearing their mascara to look tear-streaked, cutting themselves so they can “feel alive”, and surrendering, these Emo kids are rallying and preparing for war.

But the emo kids are organizing… Last week, they marched against the violence…

Here’s what a battalion of Mexican Emo kids looks like.

“What do we want? CHEAP RAZOR BLADES! When do we want them? NOW!”

And here are my two favourite faces in the crowd.

Gimp Emo:

Yessss, maassster.

Angry Emo:

Gaaarrr!