43 Comments

1.   Wah (Friday 28 March 2008, 12:34 pm) # 

   If, for some reason you start heeding Hockey’s advice and start feeling sorry for them, remember:

   Tampa
   Children Overboard
   Siev X
   Nauru
   WorkChoices
   Iraq
   Haneef
   Bronwyn Bishop
   Claudia Rau
   Peter Costello’s smirk
   Not saying sorry
   Hijacking the Republic
   AWB
   Hijacking Federalism
   Janette Howard - the bitch
   Student Unions … just to name a few. Maintain the rage and keep kicking the miserable bastards while they’re down, bleeding and swimming in their won piss and shit.

   
   
2.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 12:35 pm) # 

   “National sport”, “Joe Hockey” … surely this was begging for a “puck off” pun?

   
   
3.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 12:37 pm) # 

   I’m freakin’ impressed, Wah. It took you about a minute to type that list up. MAINTAIN THE RAGE!!!1!

   Sorry, Ant. I just don’t have the knack for puns that you do.

   
   
4.   magic bellybutton (Friday 28 March 2008, 12:50 pm) # 

   The Ed just isn’t punny enough.

   
   
5.   skeptic (Friday 28 March 2008, 1:13 pm) # 

   You know who Hockey looks like - and no, not shrek - Luca Brasi from the Godfather.
   http://www.imdb.com/media/rm781883392/ch0000820

   
   
6.   Terry Wright (Friday 28 March 2008, 1:13 pm) # 

   Wah, was that was just off the top of your head?

   
   
7.   Damian (Friday 28 March 2008, 1:22 pm) # 

   Poor Hockey. This makes me feel all warm and funny inside. I can’t explain it. Maybe there’s a word to describe it in German.

   
   
8.   Zombie Mao (Friday 28 March 2008, 1:45 pm) # 

   Maybe there’s a word to describe it in German

   Sauerkraut ? ;)

   
   
9.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 1:48 pm) # 

   That’s not a bad likeness, Skeptic. I’ve got the headline of the year ready to go, just in case he ever has a slumber party at the home of the former National Party leader: HOCKEY SLEEPS WITH THE FISCHERS.

   
   
10.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 2:31 pm) # 

    Is it too late to say swingers’ party instead of slumber party? That’d be heaps funnier.

    
    
11.   Damian (Friday 28 March 2008, 2:33 pm) # 

    You’re an administrator, Ant, just edit the bloody thing and close the thread.

    
    
12.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 2:35 pm) # 

    Last warning, Damian. No one tells an administrator how to do her his job.

    
    
13.   Damian (Friday 28 March 2008, 2:40 pm) # 

    (Just cos I didn’t type “LOL” after your headline. Humph.)

    
    
14.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 2:49 pm) # 

    Are you broke and in dire need of cash to pay the rent, Ant?

    
    
15.   Terry Wright (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:23 pm) # 

    Keep ‘em coming.

    (You know the ADMINISTRATOR here banned me from Andr;a baiting so I have to rely on others).

    
    
16.   Ant Rogenous, Administrator (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:36 pm) # 

    Trolls, all of you!

    
    
17.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:45 pm) # 

    Second thoughts about me, eh, Ant?

    Har har har. Suffer!

    
    
18.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:47 pm) # 

    See what I done there at comment 16? I made funny joke using my powers of site administration.

    
    
19.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:50 pm) # 

    I saw it.

    Hil-LAR-rious.

    Please stop, my sides are splitting.

    
    
20.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:50 pm) # 

    If I were to ban you, Ed, would the intertubes suffer some kind of catastrophic matter-meets-anti-matter implosion?

    
    
21.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:51 pm) # 

    Argh! My face!

    
    
22.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:53 pm) # 

    If I were to ban you, Ed, would the intertubes suffer some kind of catastrophic matter-meets-anti-matter implosion?

    The intertubes would be annihilated, leaving only radiation in its wake. Civilisation would crumble due the sudden dearth of porn.

    Argh! My face!

    Who’s the fugly dude?

    
    
23.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 3:57 pm) # 

    Someone I’ve got the hots for.

    
    
24.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:02 pm) # 

    You should write him a note via the “Here’s Looking At You” section of MX.

    
    
25.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:06 pm) # 

    Speaking of MX, I was stupid and dumb enough yesterday evening to pick up a copy at the train station (purely for the Sudoko, mind) and I was reading the letters page (purely for no reason).

    One letter stood out:

    “To the announcer at Town Hall station, don’t talk so loud, I can’t hear my iPod”.

    Nooooooooooooooooooo.

    
    
26.   keri (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:40 pm) # 

    Sorry to drag this comment thread back on topic (That’d have to be a first), but does anyone else think Hockey looks like a hamster?

    
    
27.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:43 pm) # 

    What are you smoking, Keri? Don’t bogart it. Pass it on.

    
    
28.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:43 pm) # 

    Big hamster, but yes. It’s the mouth.

    
    
29.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:46 pm) # 

    I reckon he’s more wombat than hamster. Which means he’d better have a damn good alibi in Australia if NZ’s Sergeant Chris Stringer ever comes a-knockin’.

    
    
30.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:46 pm) # 

    I STILL CAN’T SEE THE FRICKING HAMSTER!

    
    
31.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:48 pm) # 

    Wombat?

    Oh Jesus. Now that’s just really insulting. To the wombat, that is.

    I wonder if Joey likes taking it up the… oh, never mind. I forgot what I was going to say.

    
    
32.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 4:55 pm) # 

    I don’t mind Joe Hockey so much. Sometimes I wonder what he’s doing on that side of the floor, to be perfectly honest.

    
    
33.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:00 pm) # 

    What?

    Joy is a he?

    Is this another one of your puns, Ant? Cos it failed.

    
    
34.   The Editor (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:00 pm) # 

    Sometimes I wonder what he’s doing on that side of the floor

    Wishing desperately that he’d gambled in the other direction when joining a political party.

    
    
35.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:04 pm) # 

    Click clack…hear the pennies dropping? That was me. Dropping the pennies.

    I understand now.

    TGIF.

    
    
36.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:08 pm) # 

    Joy Hockey! Oh dear. Fixed — thanks Bron.

    
    
37.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:18 pm) # 

    Thanks, what a joy to have things make sense to me.

    BTW, who is that in your gravatar, Ant?

    
    
38.   Ant Rogenous (Friday 28 March 2008, 5:41 pm) # 

    What, you don’t recognise him? That CrimeStoppers ad has been running on high rotation for weeks now.

    
    
39.   Bron (Friday 28 March 2008, 6:17 pm) # 

    I didn’t know Telly Savalas was a wanted man.

    
    
40.   brokenleftleg (Friday 28 March 2008, 10:24 pm) # 

    Would you all stop picking on Joe. I felt sorry for him so I got him some tissues. He told me that wouldn’t help, so I ordered him a wambulance. poor dear.

    
    
41.   Wah (Friday 28 March 2008, 10:42 pm) # 

    I see the hamster. I really do!

    
    
42.   Mikey (Saturday 29 March 2008, 12:13 am) # 

    He needs that gay dude from the leave Britters alone you tubery to come in and defend the Libs.

    
    
43.   keri (Monday 31 March 2008, 7:08 am) # 

    Bron, I’ve been smoking NOTHING. That’s probably wherein the problem lies. Go and check out your nearest hamster and it’ll all fall into place.

    
    

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