Maybe, just maybe, that wasn’t cocaine …?

You’ll also have to pull your trousers down to pee.

You’re so dry it’s hard to pick sometimes.

Maybe a little femfresh to loosen you up a bit?

If I actually ban somebody one day, I’m going to need my trousers taken out.

Allggg … that stuff tastes awful.

Fuckwads.

Reason? “My girlfriend’s got her periods and we gots no munney to buy her tampons and it’s bloody annoying, haha, geddit, bloody? Anyways, we ain’t gots no munney cuz we spent it all on food [sure] and forgots to buy her tampons even though she knew she was due any day now… so howz about it, got any spare cash for my girlfriend who’s got her periods?”

“No. Next.”

I did some checkout work at a supermarket, and also a bottle shop. On more than one occasion, I scanned obscure Asian veggies as potatos.
There also the semi-regular occurrence of being approached by brow-beaten males, who’d been forced by their spouses/daughters to go to the shops and purchase feminine hygiene products. The hapless blokes would be too shy to ask the female staff about it, and then ask me which brand is best.
I would counsel them on the need for polite assertiveness with domineering females.

Nelson bitchin’ about the problems that his government watched over for 3 terms.

It hasn’t even been 6 months yet but somehow Rudd has managed to do in that time what the Libs did in 11 years.

What a boner!

Canned.

I’m not colour-blind. I guess it all boils down to the fact I’m just stoopid.

Brendon. I Will not ‘ave you doin’ drugs.

Radishes are pink, yes, but beetroot? Have they changed beetroots when I wasn’t looking?

Kevin Rudd-

Defines new multilateral relations with major world powers especially in joint appraoches to China with US and China, which will define Australia in the world for genrations to come

Hell, Greg Sheridan was on the brink of calling the Ruddster a ‘Genius’

So the qquestion is who has had the more succesful week.

hmmm its a close one…

I think that he has been sniffing too much petrol. This is insanity by any definition.

We-ell, um, my answer was, “Oh, definitely that one, my boyfriend and I like that one.”

He didn’t even bat an eye. Odd fellow.

I put it down to not eating enough vegetables lately.

And radish and beetroot were sitting side by side on the display and they’re both PINK, okay?!

The Libs deserve humiliation and disgrace: but the prick gallivanting across the States deserves it more than poor old Brendan.

Gotta wonder how he can keep on going, knowing that even an uber-successful tour diary is not going to save his arse from the backstabbers in the party room. Why oh why oh why? I guess this is what politics – well, our particular brand of politics, perhaps – can do to an individual.

The woman in front of us was buying a heap of root veggies and stuff – looked like she was going home to make borshch. Another woman, of African background, was stocking up on funny stuff I couldn’t identify. And we were buying a heap of Asian veggies including bitter gourd.

The young chick serving us didn’t pause once – she knew every item on sight. We were bloody impressed.

(Heh. The little quote in the masthead says “Tap”. Megiggle.)

Checkout dude: What’s this?

The Editor: A capsicum.

Checkout dude: Oh.

That’s the yoof of today and their fast food lifestyles for ya.

Men think like this.

Hmmm. Prank? I still can’t decide if it was – it seemed a pretty genuine question. I even looked around to see if I was on Candid Camera or something. Nada.

I reckon I could do that to Brendan Nelson.

Maybe a few of Bolt’s commenters do.

PS I had to look up “pwned”. There goes my geek cred.

Bag those items with a straight face in front of your retinue of photographers, Doc.