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To the spotty kid that got off the Box Hill 700 at 6.05pm on Friday

Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:10 am

Ant Rogenous

Categories: Melbourne, Public transport, Society

Tags: bus, stiffy, YoungLove

Please note: if you’re going to spend the entire journey fondling and kissing your girlfriend, do not wear a short, fitted T-shirt — no amount of stretching or tugging at the bottom of it will hide your stiffy as you limp off the bus.

9 Comments

Mikey (Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:10 am) #

Did he kind of crouch walk, his torso tilted slightly forward in the manner of the only pose you could have with your masters of the universe figurine and have it still fucking standing up.
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:29 am) #

Do you mean to say, Ant, that this gentleman’s erect penis was poking out of the top of his pants?
John Surname (Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:43 am) #

Or a hole in the bottom?
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:46 am) #

Was he circumcised? That might narrow the search down a bit.
Prophet (Sunday 6 April 2008, 11:34 am) #

Ant, these are all GUYS wanting to know the fine details about a spotty kids penis.

Just stay out of it…
Andy B (Sunday 6 April 2008, 2:21 pm) #

You guys are completely missing the point here.

What we need to know was did the gf have big tits?
magic bellybutton (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:15 pm) #

That’s just fucking hilarious.

My mum “reads” Woman’s Day and I remember one issue many years ago where they inadvertently published a pic of Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith whoring it up on a boat. It was obvious to anyone checking out his bathers that he had an erection worthy of a sundial.
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:15 pm) #

Not sure what you’re complaining about … I can sense your outrage if the girlfriend had ‘alleviated’ his condition on the bus. Or if he’d ‘alleviated’ it himself.
Anthony_ (Monday 7 April 2008, 11:59 pm) #

Haha funny story Ant! The 700 bus, thats the one from Mordialloc yeah?

If it’s the same one, used to catch it about 10 years ago. :) Some absolute characters would take that bus.