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From your cold, dead hands?

Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:12 pm

Bridgit Gread

Categories: Bogans, Society, Them crazy...

Tags: CharltonHeston, dead, GunNuts, NRA

Well now they are. So hand over the rifle, Moses.

UPDATE

Some manner of ungodly cross-pollination at the Herald Sun’s comments page for the passing of old Charlton:

take his face off the page am sick of seeing his smug face.
Posted by: roy cooper of cauilfield 7:17pm

Please don’t. He nearly ripped the club in half because he couldn’t keep it in his pants. I’d hate to think what kind of an example he’d be setting to the up and coming young players if he returned to the club.
Posted by: Kangaroo Fan of Arden St 10:12pm

36 Comments

brokenleftleg (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:14 pm) #

Bridgit,
Is there any chance you could have that cross posted on AWH?
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:16 pm) #

As much chance of MK scoring a hot babe, BLL.
brokenleftleg (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:19 pm) #

MK might dig up a dead chick and stick her in a pizza oven. That would technically be classed as a hot babe.
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:22 pm) #

Eww… how does your mind work?
Almost Always Wrong (Sunday 6 April 2008, 3:54 pm) #

Really brings home the line “You maniacs!”. Too bad he wasnt shot to complete the irony.
Damian (Sunday 6 April 2008, 6:01 pm) #

Heh. Me much enjoy this. And Broken’s comments, too.
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 6:24 pm) #

Too soon!!!!!1!!!!11!!!1!
Mikey (Sunday 6 April 2008, 6:32 pm) #

I bet those hands were both warm and crinkley.
Spock... (Sunday 6 April 2008, 7:01 pm) #

It was a little soon… He isn’t cold enough yet… But it still made me laugh…

And yes, being shot would have been the greatest bit of irony of all time…
Jeremy (Sunday 6 April 2008, 8:22 pm) #

That’s gold, Bridgit.
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 6 April 2008, 8:52 pm) #

Hmm, still no mention of Heston’s passing at AWH or Blair’s Lair … there must be a Civil War re-enactment or Star Trek convention on today.
THR (Sunday 6 April 2008, 8:54 pm) #

Hey, Heston played a fine homosexual:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben-Hur_%281959_film%29#Possible_homosexual_subtext
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 8:57 pm) #

Elijah will be right into him then.
Wah (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:00 pm) #

If hwe able to read this post he’d probably say: “God damn you all to hell!”
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:18 pm) #

And we’d be able to enquire “well you got there first… so what’s it like?”
Zombie Mao (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:19 pm) #

Elijah will be right into him then.

He’s a homosexual necrophiliac ?
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:28 pm) #

There must be a term for that…
Bron (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:36 pm) #

Yes, there is: “deviant”.

Simple.
Bron (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:37 pm) #

“Sick bastard” is probably more apt though.

Oh for God’s sake, shhhhh, Grods. I’m trying to watch Wallander on SBS.
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:38 pm) #

FLESHLIGHT! FLESHLIGHT! ELIJAH STEAMER!
Bron (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:43 pm) #

A little excited, Mr The?
The Editor (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:44 pm) #

Just trying to disturb yer TV watching.
Bron (Sunday 6 April 2008, 9:57 pm) #

Ain’t working. I’m multi-tasking. And multi-talented.

Now, buzz off. Ad break’s over.
Zombie Mao (Sunday 6 April 2008, 10:23 pm) #

maybe Elijah and co are the result of something like this revealed on that venerable ‘current affairs’ program 60 minutes:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23494953-2,00.html
EC (Monday 7 April 2008, 7:11 am) #

Ack! Zombie that story is so wrong and so sad and way too much to deal with before breakfast.
Dave from Albury (Monday 7 April 2008, 8:07 am) #

Zombie’s right, it’s evil when ugly people procreate.
Dave from Albury (Monday 7 April 2008, 8:08 am) #

Oh Fuck! They’re related! Ewwwwww
Bron (Monday 7 April 2008, 10:25 am) #

“I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said.

Yeah, like everytime I see my 72 year old dad and think, You gorgeous bastard, I wanna have your babies.

[Mr Deaves said,] “I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.”

Yeah, so what, indeed. Make love, not war.

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like “a sexual relationship with any other man”.

Except “any other man” is not your father.

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was “absolutely fantastic”.

It would be, with a girl young enough to be your daughter.

Oh, wait.
steve (Monday 7 April 2008, 10:38 am) #

[Mr Deaves said,] “I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what.”

Another example against the deterrence theory of laws presumably.
Damian (Tuesday 8 April 2008, 8:12 am) #

Excellent groupthinking by Keith Russell of Mayfield West.
Bron (Tuesday 8 April 2008, 9:24 am) #

Mayfield West? Unless there’s a Mayfield West in Victoria or any other state, it’s heartening to read know there is groupthinking coming from the bogan suburb of Mayfield West in bogan city, Newcastle, NSW.

GO THE KNIGHTS!
Damian (Friday 11 April 2008, 8:47 am) #

Bit late, but here’s more groupthinking gold on this topic.
Bridgit Gread (Friday 11 April 2008, 11:08 am) #

It’s a pretty common response across the Internet, I think. Once Heston issued that idiotic challenge I think he went into a lot of people’s Dead Pool.
John Surname (Friday 11 April 2008, 12:32 pm) #

I’ve been proclaiming “from my cold, dead hands” all week!
Bridgit Gread (Friday 11 April 2008, 12:45 pm) #

I’ve been half-expecting Ant to produce a Photoshopped version of the above pic with Charlton holding up a Fleshlight and proclaiming “From my cold, dead wang!” But no dice.
John Surname (Friday 11 April 2008, 12:46 pm) #

That’s it, Ant. You’ve been typecast. Must be that Uber-Heroin.