Not reciprocal

Posted by Scott on Tuesday 8 April 2008, 7:36 am Categories: Politics  Tags: BrendanNelson, ListeningTour, Newspoll

I seems that the people of Australia have a hearing problem.

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21 comments on “Not reciprocal”

1. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 8:32 am #keri

   I love that the older lady on the right hand side (I think) and the dog are looking at each other like they’re thinking

   “Who the fuck is this tool bag and what’s going on with his hair?”

2. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 9:04 am #Ant Rogenous

   Nelson’s Listening Tour is the equivalent of someone, early in a relationship, telling their partner “I love you” and their partner replying “I know”.

3. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:20 am #keri

   Ant, I’ve done that. What’s wrong with that?

4. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:35 am #Ant Rogenous

   The only thing more like a kick in the rambutans is, well, a kick in the rambutans.

5. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:48 am #Wah

   That old lady on theright was an active member of the Lions Club, ran meals on wheels services and last year ran a half marathon and did a tandem skydive.
   Sadly, after meeting Dr Nelson she called Dr Nitschke and arranged for a “trip to Switzerland”.

6. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:52 am #keri

   Oh, really? What about;

   - Changing your phone number and not telling the person
   - Dumping them via a radio phone-in
   - Saying “WHAT?” at the top of your voice when they tell you they love you
   - Dumping someone because they owned - not because they wore - but because they owned, a flannel jacket

   I have to confess in my younger and much crueler days, I’ve done all of the above, so maybe I’m not the best judge.

7. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:57 am #Dam Buster of Preston

   “I seems that the people of Australia have a hearing problem.”

   In other unrelated news the Federal opposition leader and former AMA president Brendan “what’s his name” Nelson has called for more funding into hearing tests for the Australian public.

   “it appears no one has heard about my listening tour” he said to an empty press conference.

   Elsewhere pensioners across the nation are coming forward complaining about being harassed and having their dogs innapropriately touched…

8. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 10:58 am #Bruce

   He must have listened to Rudd when he told him about double digits. But then Rudd leaves the country and Nelson slacks off again.

9. 

   Tuesday 8 April 2008, 11:50 am #Dave from Albury

   First Dog on the Moon’s take on it.

10. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 12:26 pm #Ant Rogenous

    “That dog can sell anything.”

11. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 12:27 pm #Almost Always Wrong

    …The man is an embarassment. Making fun of him is losing its zesty draw. I’m all for kicking a Liberal when he’s down but he’s falling over himself to do it for us.

12. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 12:48 pm #Wah

    Kick the bastard! KICK HIM! You kick him, you kick the Liberals. You kick the Liberals, you kick right wing conservatism. You kick right-wing conservatism you kick Bolt. You kick Bolt, you kick Bolt. Then you kick Bolt and kick him again and again until he fucking dead. Then you keep kicking him - the cunt …

    Christ, I lost it a bit there.

13. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 12:55 pm #Bron

    I never kick a man when he’s already down.

    Oh alright, I do - if he’s a right wing cunt.

14. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 12:56 pm #keri

    Breath, Wah.

    Personally, I wouldn’t muddy my shoes kicking Bolt. I’d be scrubbing them clean for the rest of my life.

15. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 1:51 pm #joe2

    “I(sic)seems that the people of Australia have a hearing problem.”

    A natural development after the Howard years. People just end up like their master.

16. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 2:13 pm #Bridgit Gread

    Is that a ferret to the right of Mr Five-Strats?

17. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 2:57 pm #Bruce

    Geez, Wah! Getting a bit obsessed? :-O

18. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 3:16 pm #Almost Always Wrong

    Wah has convinced me. Stick the bloody boot into that bumbling retard.

19. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 9:53 pm #Mikey

    The beautiful thing about Bolt is that his super widely splayed legs would naturally guide your boot to the tender area. Much like when disabled people have the gutters blocked off when they have a ten pin bowling day.

20. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 11:23 pm #Rx

    Hey Brendan,

    Listen to this:

    Liberal policies stink!

    Did you hear that, Brendan?

21. 

    Tuesday 8 April 2008, 11:34 pm #"Brendan"

    I heard you. You stink too. Ever heard of Femfresh? Use it. You watch.