Comments on: Not reciprocal

By: "Brendan"

"Brendan" — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:34:22 +0000

I heard you. You stink too. Ever heard of Femfresh? Use it. You watch.

By: Rx

Rx — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:23:39 +0000

Hey Brendan,

Listen to this:

Liberal policies stink!

Did you hear that, Brendan?

By: Mikey

Mikey — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:53:48 +0000

The beautiful thing about Bolt is that his super widely splayed legs would naturally guide your boot to the tender area. Much like when disabled people have the gutters blocked off when they have a ten pin bowling day.

By: Almost Always Wrong

Almost Always Wrong — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:16:30 +0000

Wah has convinced me. Stick the bloody boot into that bumbling retard.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:57:04 +0000

Geez, Wah! Getting a bit obsessed? :-O

By: Bridgit Gread

Bridgit Gread — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:13:10 +0000

Is that a ferret to the right of Mr Five-Strats?

By: joe2

joe2 — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:51:47 +0000

“I(sic)seems that the people of Australia have a hearing problem.”

A natural development after the Howard years. People just end up like their master.

By: keri

keri — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:56:36 +0000

Breath, Wah.

Personally, I wouldn’t muddy my shoes kicking Bolt. I’d be scrubbing them clean for the rest of my life.

By: Bron

Bron — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:55:42 +0000

I never kick a man when he’s already down.

Oh alright, I do – if he’s a right wing cunt.

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:48:56 +0000

Kick the bastard! KICK HIM! You kick him, you kick the Liberals. You kick the Liberals, you kick right wing conservatism. You kick right-wing conservatism you kick Bolt. You kick Bolt, you kick Bolt. Then you kick Bolt and kick him again and again until he fucking dead. Then you keep kicking him – the cunt …

Christ, I lost it a bit there.

By: Almost Always Wrong

Almost Always Wrong — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:27:29 +0000

…The man is an embarassment. Making fun of him is losing its zesty draw. I’m all for kicking a Liberal when he’s down but he’s falling over himself to do it for us.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:26:55 +0000

“That dog can sell anything.”

By: Dave from Albury

Dave from Albury — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:50:13 +0000

First Dog on the Moon's take on it.

By: Bruce

Bruce — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:58:14 +0000

He must have listened to Rudd when he told him about double digits. But then Rudd leaves the country and Nelson slacks off again.

By: Dam Buster of Preston

Dam Buster of Preston — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:57:08 +0000

“I seems that the people of Australia have a hearing problem.”

In other unrelated news the Federal opposition leader and former AMA president Brendan “what’s his name” Nelson has called for more funding into hearing tests for the Australian public.

“it appears no one has heard about my listening tour” he said to an empty press conference.

Elsewhere pensioners across the nation are coming forward complaining about being harassed and having their dogs innapropriately touched…

By: keri

keri — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:52:37 +0000

Oh, really? What about;

– Changing your phone number and not telling the person
– Dumping them via a radio phone-in
– Saying “WHAT?” at the top of your voice when they tell you they love you
– Dumping someone because they owned – not because they wore – but because they owned, a flannel jacket

I have to confess in my younger and much crueler days, I’ve done all of the above, so maybe I’m not the best judge.

By: Wah

Wah — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:48:04 +0000

That old lady on theright was an active member of the Lions Club, ran meals on wheels services and last year ran a half marathon and did a tandem skydive.
Sadly, after meeting Dr Nelson she called Dr Nitschke and arranged for a “trip to Switzerland”.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:35:48 +0000

The only thing more like a kick in the rambutans is, well, a kick in the rambutans.

By: keri

keri — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 00:20:34 +0000

Ant, I’ve done that. What’s wrong with that?

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:04:56 +0000

Nelson’s Listening Tour is the equivalent of someone, early in a relationship, telling their partner “I love you” and their partner replying “I know”.

By: keri

keri — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:32:51 +0000

I love that the older lady on the right hand side (I think) and the dog are looking at each other like they’re thinking

“Who the fuck is this tool bag and what’s going on with his hair?”