Hold onto your hats, punters! Bren-doc Nelson has showed a hint of metal in answering a journalist’s question at a doorstop interview and hinted at a secret and cunning plan of James Bond villain proportions.

QUESTION:
You want to Prime Minister, how are you going to turn that polling [9% preferred Prime Minister rating in Newpoll] around?

DR NELSON:
You watch.

I haven’t edited that answer at all, GrodsReaders. That’s it. Kevin Rudd should be trembling in his jocks.