grodscorp@grods.comGrodsCaptionComp
 | Posted by Scott on Tuesday 15 April 2008, 8:35 am Categories: GrodsCaptionComp, Politics Tags: caption, JohnHoward, photograph |
John Howard last night spoke to a gathering of Liberals in Brisbane, providing this awesome opportunity for a caption competition. Entries in comments; competition closes COB Wednesday.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:14 am #Bruce
Just try on this invisible Fleshlight. Nobody will notice!
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:22 am #David
“If you don’t leave quietly, sir, I’ll be forced to call the police.”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:25 am #Jesse Lambourn
Howard: “Hey Janette, my sub-prime market is experiencing upward pressure!”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:28 am #Magic Bellybutton
J-Ho - “No no no! I’m the one supposed to be doing the shafting, not the other way around!”
Nelson - *Bevis and Butthead laugh* “I’m a doctor, I can help you with that.”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:36 am #Ron Raygun
Forget the fleshlight tonight John, try my hand.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:39 am #John Surname
“The Three Stooges”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:44 am #Ant Rogenous
Embattled opposition leader Brendan Nelson enjoys a rare moment of schadenfreude as John Howard is shown to the only seat in Australia people still want him to occupy.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 11:08 am #Wah
MK’s grandfather was ejected from the Liberal Party conference in Brisbane after demanding former prime minister John Howard let him “feel those tits”.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 11:11 am #Ross Sharp
Current opposition leader Brendan Nelson and other Liberal Party faithfuls attempt to convince former Prime Minister John Howard to relinquish his spare set of keys to Kirribilli House.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 11:28 am #Wah
Brilliant Ross!
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 11:29 am #Kris
“STACKS ON THE MILL!”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 12:02 pm #DeLiCa
“They’re MY crown jewels, matey; so keep y’r hairy paw off them!”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 12:09 pm #gandhi
Liberal leaders past and present desperately pretend they haven’t lost their precious resources.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 12:11 pm #T-Bone
“You let Brendan pull your finger; I demand the same privilege.”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 12:42 pm #skeptic
Cunt.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 1:46 pm #Evil Bill
Too ambiguous skeptic.
Perhaps
Three cunts
OR
Cunt, Fucking Cunt and Doctor Cunt
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 2:04 pm #Magic Bellybutton
Three Little Cunts?
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 2:16 pm #Bron
Three Little Cunts
Singin’, dont worry bout a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna be all right.
Singin’, dont worry (dont worry) bout a thing,
Cause every little thing gonna be all right!
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 2:31 pm #albi
John Howard demonstrates his previous government’s dealings with big business - “Being fucked up the arse is fine, as long as they reciprocate with the reach around”, he told the excited opposition leader.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 2:38 pm #albi
Sorry mate, that’s $150 per head, not hand.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 3:38 pm #JR
Now er, let me see, he, he, to my right, I think - No, to your left, stupid - Aw, for crissake, let the dick head go, har. har, har!
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 5:06 pm #magic bellybutton
Three Little Cunts went out one day
Up to Brisbane, far away
J-Ho Cunt said “Doc doc doc…
Here it is, suck my cock.”
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 5:10 pm #Terry Wright
Some good comments here. Tough competition.
JH: Can’t I just do up my fly … I’ve just fucked the nation, you know.
BN: Hehehe I got a towel if you want to wipe, John.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 5:13 pm #Almost Always Wrong
Former Prime Minister John Winston Howard is felt up while Dr Brendan Nelson lifts up his skirt and yells “Hey are you WATCHING?”.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 6:36 pm #Neocom
While Brendan tried to impress the gathering with his ‘watch me pull my jox off without taking my pants off’ trick.
That smug bastard Howard upstaged him with the standing member joke.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 7:29 pm #steve
Warwick Parer the recently departed Qld Libs President says, “Johnny, quietly hand over those instructions or how to lose elections so I can give them to that Laughing clown behind us. Otherwise it will be a full on strip search”.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 7:48 pm #LTRFTC
…now piss off, ya old bastard!! Thanks to you, the Party’s finished.
(**Nelson’s thinking** - he he hee …I’ve prescribed myself morphine)
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 8:24 pm #Speckled Jim
HOWARD THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.
Liberal Party apparatchiks vent their collective resentment upon their former guru at a Cabinet conference. As an unnamed minister simultaneously thumb-rims Mr Howard while employing an eye-watering nipple cripple, a guffawing Brendan Nelson wipes his cock on his former boss’s favourite towel.
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 9:46 pm #brokenleftleg
I actually think the guy on the left is a member of the Young Liberals.
He’s the future for the LP!
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:26 pm #steve
BLL He was known as “The Minister for Coal”. Sat in the senate absorbing a barrage of abuse for weeks but refused to resign for owing mining shares while Minister for Resources.
http://www.abc.net.au/rn/science/earth/stories/s10545.htm
Tuesday 15 April 2008, 10:43 pm #Dave from Albury
Nelson - “That’s so funny Warwick, make the dummy say ‘Fuck’ again.”
Parer - “That’s nothing, someone get me a glass of water”
Wednesday 16 April 2008, 4:20 pm #alan thomas
John Howard : I really don’t think it’s that big!