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Sunday 20 April 2008, 2:17 pm

Bridgit Gread

Categories: Freaks, Weird shit

Tags: CNN, Fleshlights

A CNN journalist who was arrested in New York was not only carrying drugs, but also had a rope tied around his neck and his genitals. British reporter Richard Quest was arrested wandering around Central Park at 3.40am on Friday with methamphetamine in his jacket pocket, the New York Post reports.

Quest, 46, was approached by police for loitering, before voluntarily admitting “I’ve got some meth in my pocket”, police claim. A routine search then found the rope, as well as a sex toy tucked into his boot. (Source)

Has there been any traffic to Ant’s Fleshlight posts from New York City?

10 Comments

The Editor (Sunday 20 April 2008, 5:11 pm) #

I suppose that now is an appropriate time to reveal that Ant Rogenous’ real name is Richard Quest and that he ~~works~~ worked for CNN.

Seriously though, Richard Quest’s autocue delivery always smacked of a bit of crystal meth in the dressing room before the show.
Bridgit Gread (Sunday 20 April 2008, 8:35 pm) #

I was actually in Italy when that plane crash-landed at Heathrow and caught some of Richard’s work from London on behalf of CNN - and he reported the event with a strange mix of excitement and apprehension that suggested there might’ve been a rope around his gonads then.
Chuck A. Spear (Sunday 20 April 2008, 11:07 pm) #

Whenever Mrs Spear and myself watched one of Dick’s ’specials’ on CNN, we both remarked to each other that we thought he was up to no good. We just didn’t expect the gonad/rope/meth/ get-up.

*I expected the Fleshlight though. C’mon, every guy has at least one Fleshlight, guys… guys?
The Editor (Monday 21 April 2008, 6:53 am) #

One for every day of the week, Chuck.
John Surname (Monday 21 April 2008, 10:16 am) #

Certain bloggers have an entire range of fleshlights. But should I feel the urge, I just borrow Ant’s.
Chuck A. Spear (Monday 21 April 2008, 11:35 am) #

I consider one’s personal Fleshlight similar to a well-worn shoe, glove or mouthguard. Once it is contoured to the shape of one’s love muscle then it can be hard for another chap to feel all the benefits.

Just say you borrowed mine Surname, it would be like you were wearing size 22 shoes instead of size 8.
John Surname (Monday 21 April 2008, 11:44 am) #

But it would be as skinny as a pencil.
Chuck A. Spear (Monday 21 April 2008, 11:52 am) #

I think you are getting mine confused with Elijah’s Fleshlight that is made from a tree he found on a dry stony hillside exposed to the fierce wind, sand and extremes of temperature.
Bron (Monday 21 April 2008, 11:53 am) #

Elijah wouldn’t have a Fleshlight. He uses the house maid in the middle of the night when the last embers of the fire putters out and the butler didn’t see anything.
Bridgit Gread (Monday 21 April 2008, 9:24 pm) #

Elijah’s Fleshlight is swathed in tartan and concealed in a hidden compartment behind the Conan Doyle works in his smoking room. At night when the housemaid has retired, he slinks downstairs, lights a taper and throws it one while reading salacious tales about what Florence Nightingale wore under her nurse’s smock in the Crimea.