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 NewsLtd helps readers read between the lines 

 Wednesday 23 April 2008, 2:51 pm    Ant Rogenous
 Categories: Media, Politics   Tags: , , , ,

Inflation has hit a 17-year high in Australia, as reported by NEWS.com.au. And just in case you had any doubt as to who NewsLtd was hoping you’d blame for it, this helpful composite image appears at the top of the story:

Memory lane … Various images from 1991, the last time inflation breached 4 per cent.

Subtle, huh? But did readers take the bait?

And how. Third comment into the thread reads:

This is what you get with Labour (sic).

Posted by: YoungLib 12:12pm today

And, of course, it’s mostly downhill from there. Thank you, NewsLtd.

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  1.  Gravatar "NewsLtd" (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:03 pm) # 

    You’re welcome.


  2.  Gravatar Steve (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:06 pm) # 

    Damnit, I knew no good would come of Roxette.


  3.  Gravatar Ant Rogenous (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:11 pm) # 

    Until “YoungLib” set me straight, I was ready to blame flamin’ Alf.


  4.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:12 pm) # 

    That’s an odd picture of Brad Fittler too. Doing the can can.


  5.  Gravatar Zombie Mao (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:13 pm) # 

    She’s got the look!


  6.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:18 pm) # 

    Na na na na na na na na na na na…

    How many na’s are there supposed to be?


  7.  Gravatar Ross Sharp (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 3:41 pm) # 

    Hmmmm … Bob Hawke picks his nose …

    Kevin Rudd eats his earwax …

    Damn, it all adds up! Those bastards! Those evil, evil bastards! Consumption of crusty bodily excretions causes inflation! AND THEY KNOW IT! THEY MUST BE STOPPED! NOW!


  8.  Gravatar Rx (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 5:06 pm) # 

    This is what you get with Labour (sic).

    Posted by: YoungLib 12:12pm today

    Like that retard’s political “opinion” is worth anything.

    1) Cannot spell the name of his party’s principal competitor

    2) Cannot even spell the name of Australia’s oldest (and, at the moment, most powerful) political party.

    If he is that clueless, so are his “opinions”.


  9.  Gravatar Rx (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 5:12 pm) # 

    … By the way, I hope all GrodsReaders have dropped by the News.com page to leave a comment?

    http://www.news.com.au/comments/0,23600,23585588-2,00.html


  10.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 5:16 pm) # 

    That bastard Andrew Landeryou (if that is his real name) has had a go at you, Ant.


  11.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 5:23 pm) # 

    What a cunt Landeryou is — and printing addresses as well. Without specifying what the “threat” was. And what a crybaby ;;;; is for dobbing in Ant to Landeryou.

    Fuck ‘em all. Stupid childish twats.


  12.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 6:26 pm) # 

    I’m just annoyed with him for picking the same target I was going after. Bastard.


  13.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 6:28 pm) # 

    PS Bastard!


  14.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 7:59 pm) # 

    Absolutely nuts, that Watch Watch blog!


  15.  Gravatar Wah (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 8:04 pm) # 

    Fuckin’ Alf Stewart!


  16.  Gravatar krypto (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 8:07 pm) # 

    here’s a dose of the pernicious semi-colon’s own medicine.
    http://dantealighierisinfernothedivinecomedy.wordpress.com/2007/11/04/evil-in-suburbia/

    Still can’t “out” me though can he? Dozy twat.

    By the way I did figure out the identity and whereabouts of another anonymous righty blogger recently but refrained from publishing it.

    It was enough to have the son of a bitch in my cross-hairs, I didn’t feel the need to pull the trigger…this time.


  17.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 8:12 pm) # 

    Who, Krypto?

    Oh that’s right, you’re not saying. Damn!


  18.  Gravatar Mikey (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:20 pm) # 

    Wasn’t it around 9-10% under Fraser when Howard was Treasurer.


  19.  Gravatar Mikey (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:23 pm) # 

    I for one would be delighted if all Labour voters lost their house(s) so that at the next election and for many more to come they would remember what happens when the idiot vote hands Labour(read Unions) the reins. Read and weep.

    Posted by: Anarchist of Sydney 5:18pm today
    Comment 230 of 241

    Hilarious stuff. ‘I want economic ruin on 55% of the electorate just so they remember how the unions raped their arseholes dry’.


  20.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:24 pm) # 

    Indeed, Bron. But what do I have to do to get some comments I can buggerise around with?


  21.  Gravatar Rx (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:28 pm) # 

    Wasn’t it around 9-10% under Fraser when Howard was Treasurer.

    Very close. 11%. Howard was Federal Treasurer from 1977-1983, and quite the little basket-case he left behind.

    Comparing before-and-after figures…

    INFLATION
    Before Howard 8 per cent
    After Howard 11 per cent

    BUDGET DEFICIT
    Before Howard $3.2 billion
    After Howard $4.3 billion

    GROWTH RATE
    Before Howard 1.6 per cent
    After Howard negative 0.4 per cent

    UNEMPLOYMENT
    Before Howard 6.3 per cent
    After Howard 10.2 per cent

    [The Canberra Times, 9 April 2007]

    http://canberra.yourguide.com.au/news/opinion/opinion/howards-record-as-treasurer-questioned/573574.html


  22.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:35 pm) # 

    Leaving the comments open for anyone would be a start, Jeremy. Having to sign in is such a damn nuisance — and that’s what you intended, eh?


  23.  Gravatar krypto (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:50 pm) # 

    I think you might have answered your own question Jeremy.


  24.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:52 pm) # 

    Maybe.

    Meanwhile, Watchwatch has put you in your place, anti-watchwatch watcher.


  25.  Gravatar Jeremy (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:52 pm) # 

    Krypto - I’m not going to actually change people’s comments. I’m just going to pretend they’re me.


  26.  Gravatar krypto (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:54 pm) # 

    oh and Bron, stay tuned, if he’s as unscrupulous as I secretly hope, Ant might just break the story of the “anonymous righty blogger” in the forseeable future.


  27.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:56 pm) # 

    Jeremy: anti-watchwatch watcher.

    OK, that’s me more confused than ;;;; trying to figure out which blog to write in.


  28.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:57 pm) # 

    krypto, I’m rubbing my hands together with anticipation. I’ll be staying tuned.


  29.  Gravatar Bron (Wednesday 23 April 2008, 11:59 pm) # 

    Gah, my second last comment, before Jeremy notices, should say “OK, that’s GOT me…”


  30.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:02 am) # 

    Jeremy it’s about time watchwatch sat up and took notice of my miscreance.
    I’m out there busting my hump commiting evil deeds left and right (well pretty much all right come to think of it) and narry a feature to show for it except some pokey little by line on “troll tales and true”.
    I demand the recognition that is my due.


  31.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:05 am) # 

    I hadn’t noticed it. What miscreance?


  32.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:07 am) # 

    what a miscreant engages in of course.


  33.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:09 am) # 

    Not “what’s” miscreance - what miscreance in particular have you engaged in?

    I can’t give you the recognition you crave if I don’t know what it is you’ve done.


  34.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:15 am) # 

    well that’d make you an accessory after the fact Jeremy as you very well know.


  35.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:15 am) # 

    Jeremy, just make it up!!


  36.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:18 am) # 

    Oh, yeah. Right.


  37.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:21 am) # 

    Oh, yeah. Right, indeed. I’m sure you can look to a couple of heroes for inspiration, too.


  38.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:23 am) # 

    sadly I’m just taking the piss, I just watched seasons 1-4 of the Sopranos (over the course of a couple of weeks) and the distinction between reality and fantasy is a little blurry for me at the moment.
    Still, those guys are nowhere near as evil as Alf Stewart. Evil bastard that he is.


  39.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:25 am) # 

    so where IS Don McKay buried….ALF!!!


  40.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:28 am) # 

    But you’re not saying “fuck” after every three or so words, krypto. Are you SURE it’s The Sopranos you’ve been watching and not The Gilmour Girls?

    (God, I miss decent shows like The Sopranos and The West Wing. Fuck. Walk with me.)


  41.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:30 am) # 

    the Sopranos and the West Wing? the two television shows with the most references to 12 step recovery.
    Is there something you’re not telling us Bron?


  42.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:35 am) # 

    I’m just watching that terrible episode where Christopher smothered Adriana’s dog because he passed out on it while high on smack.
    Horrible, I gave my dog a big hug after watching that.


  43.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:36 am) # 

    Wow, a sudden self-realisation!

    Krypto, be my guru from now on.


  44.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:39 am) # 

    ha ha ha you are kidding aren’t you? I don’t tell many people but I’m five years sober in July, that’s how come I made the link between those two shows.


  45.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:39 am) # 

    It’s too late for those flimsy denials now, krypto. WatchWatch has shone its light into your dark places.


  46.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:41 am) # 

    and about time too Jezza.


  47.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:44 am) # 

    oh that’s gold, pure gold.
    I’d convict me even.


  48.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:44 am) # 

    No matter, guru, no matter, kidding or not, five years sober is an excellent achievement. Definitely my kind of guru.

    It’s true though, the link between The Sopranos and The West Wing, now that I think about it.


  49.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:48 am) # 

    Hahaha, I finally got around to looking at WatchWatch again.

    CAN YOU HEAR MY KNEES KNOCKING, JEREMY? I’m so scared, I want my mummy.


  50.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:49 am) # 

    well I suspect that the guru-esque thing to do would be NOT to develop an addiction in the first instance but no matter.

    It’s hardly surprising that those two shows have so many references to 12 step recovery, half of Hollywood is in “the firm” the other half is still drunk.


  51.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:50 am) # 

    Your mocking laughter will have no effect on me, for I am a watcher and we are impervious. (Kind of like the Highlander, but with less immortality and more bloody-mindedness.)


  52.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:52 am) # 

    Impervious or imperfect?

    No, really, think about it.

    HA. HA. HA.


  53.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:53 am) # 

    Heh, good point krypto. Much better point than that stupid WatchWatch will ever make, anyways.


  54.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 12:59 am) # 

    Alright, I was wrong. Your epithets do hurt.

    How about i offer you all a truce that I can arbitrarily break at some time in the future when I get bored with it?


  55.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:04 am) # 

    No. Get stuffed, my dear Schadenfreude. I’m going to bed. It’s ONE O’CLOCK A.M. AND YOU HAVE KEPT ME UP WITH YOUR TROLLING AND STALKING! Why should I alleviate your hurt from my epithets, anyway? Harden the fuck up!


  56.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:09 am) # 

    The alleviate bit was a different Jeremy. I think you’ve got us confused just because we have identical Grods IDs and pictures.


  57.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:11 am) # 

    I really shouldn’t have drunk a V with dinner. I’m going to be up for hours.


  58.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:13 am) # 

    Poor diddums.


  59.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:15 am) # 

    That was the other Jeremy too. It’s confusing… or is it? Yes, but at the same time no.


  60.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:16 am) # 

    Confusing? If you’re Jeremy, it must be awfully confusing.


  61.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:17 am) # 

    Now, Bron is already in bed, and I’m going in now too. Night.


  62.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:18 am) # 

    It would have been much easier if I’d just done WatchWatch using one of my many internet sockpuppet identities, like “krypto” or “Wah” or “Bron”.


  63.  Gravatar Damian (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:18 am) # 

    Re the post: more evidence of TEH LEFTIST MSM at work.

    Re the comments: tee hee. And watchwatch is freaking me out. Maybe I need a V.


  64.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:19 am) # 

    This is going to look much less amusing in the morning, and much more like a deranged waste of everyone’s time.


  65.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:21 am) # 

    Ah well, not to worry, Jeremy (or is that Jeremy?). It’s their fault they weren’t here tonight. At least we peeps have a LIFE, whereas they don’t. Obviously.


  66.  Gravatar krypto (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:23 am) # 

    what is “V” some street-smart hip lingo for hard drugs that I’m hitherto unaware of?


  67.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 1:26 am) # 

    It’s an energy drink high in caffeine.

    Bron - you have a life, do you? Interesting. I shall add that little tidbit to the WatchWatch file on you. WatchWatch creepily correlates everything our investigative team can uncover, whether it has the slightest relevance to anything or not.


  68.  Gravatar Iain; Hall (Thursday 24 April 2008, 2:09 am) # 

    It would have been much easier if I’d just done WatchWatch using one of my many internet sockpuppet identities, like “krypto” or “Wah” or “Bron”.

    Well Ivan Milat and Martin Bryant spring to mind and any multiple murderers of the same ilk or perhaps those scumbags who killed Anita Cobby…
    Does that at least make the point that I do set the bar pretty high for a sockpuppet?


  69.  Gravatar Iain; Hall (Thursday 24 April 2008, 2:15 am) # 

    This is a sockpuppet, an ongoing opinion piece that documents how I, as its author, think and feel about the events that I see happening in the world.
    Sockpuppets who goad, nag and belittle their partners must accept some responsibility for the consequences of their actions.
    Do you get it ? You can choose, but choose wisely it is decision that you will have to live with for the rest of your life and those around you who may or may not have a vested interest in your life are not obliged to just meekly approve your actions because you are a sockpuppet.


  70.  Gravatar Iain; Hall (Thursday 24 April 2008, 2:19 am) # 

    You never know if we don’t keep a lid on these wayward sockpuppets they may think they are almost human and try to vote “Green” or they could just get religion and instead of groceries start delivering ammonium nitrate mixed with diesel fuel.


  71.  Gravatar magic bellybutton (Thursday 24 April 2008, 6:58 am) # 

    This is going to look much less amusing in the morning, and much more like a deranged waste of everyone’s time.

    No, still very amusing. But then, my standards may be a bit lower than most.


  72.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 9:23 am) # 

    I am soooo tired this morning. I blame Jeremy and Jeremy and WatchWatch.


  73.  Gravatar Jeremy (Thursday 24 April 2008, 9:28 am) # 

    I bloody missed my alarm. Thanks other Jeremy.


  74.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 24 April 2008, 9:37 am) # 

    I fell asleep on the train and got off at the wrong station (four stops after my stop). Thanks other Jeremy.


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