Cocks in space

Posted by Ant Rogenous on Monday 28 April 2008, 9:50 am Categories: Blogosphere  Tags: CrusaderRabbit, KG, phalli

Stridently heterosexual blogger KG’s long-held fascination with phallic objects continues:

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35 comments on “Cocks in space”

1. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 9:58 am #THR

   Beautiful, just wouldn’t want to be in the thick of that though.

   So says MK, who is much more discriminate in his phallus fantasising.

2. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 10:04 am #Almost Always Wrong

   its awfully thin. maybe he see’s elements in himself of the shot? or on himself as the case may be.

3. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 10:09 am #Wah

   Even if it takes 3000 years to travel from one side of that to the other, it still won’t be as big a cock as MK.

4. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 10:17 am #albi

   Who’s MK?

5. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 10:24 am #Ant Rogenous

   MK is 17-year-old wingnut who uses expressions like “old son” and “folks” in a laughable attempt to sound older and more authoritative than he is. He also thinks it makes him sound American, which is the highest honor (sic) he can imagine.

   He writes for the execrable A Western Heart as well as a number of other blogs of shame — including his own.

6. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 10:32 am #Bron

   Oh shit, I say “folks” a lot.

   This blog makes me so paranoid.

7. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 11:02 am #John Surname

   OHMYGODSHE’SBOURBONBOYGETHERBREAKHERARMSDON’TLETHERESCAPE!

8. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 11:09 am #Wah

   Is he really 17? How can someone be such a cunt before reaching adulthood. Where are his parents?
   He’s the political equivalent of the disturbed young man who fucks and burns kittens before moving on to people.

9. 

   Monday 28 April 2008, 11:19 am #Bron

   OHMYGODSHE’SBOURBONBOYGETHERBREAKHERARMSDON’TLETHERESCAPE!

   What?? I have no bloody idea what this means.

10. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 11:48 am #magic bellybutton

    Thank goodness Bron. I thought it was just me.

    **

    I’ve begun to use the phrase, “kids today”. It is very disturbing.

11. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 12:05 pm #Damian

    Ant, you on the wagon or off?

    (I confess I took a look at Aurora’s Hillsong online community the other day, but only cos THR linked to it, and I didn’t comment, which is like smoking but not inhaling, right?)

12. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 12:27 pm #albi

    Jeebus, that AWH site is very intolerant and awful - bordering on a hate site I’d say.

13. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 12:31 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Damian, I’m right off the wagon at the moment.

    Albi, I’d say they crossed that border a long time ago.

14. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 2:24 pm #The Editor

    It looks like a still from a Terry Gilliam Monty Python animation. Just higher resolution.

15. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 2:31 pm #spuddgunner

    (Ballad of MK cut and pasted direct from his blog.)

    “Blasted, cursed, wretched parasites the lot of them..
    Sick as a dog, so like a tired old dog..
    weird crap like fowls entrails and dancing naked around the camp fire..
    with so many corpses and gulags in its wake,..nannying, meddling, sniveling parasites..
    The only way to fight this is to empower the law-abiding, give us our guns and we’ll sort these bastards out..
    OK I’ll go away now and think about what I’ve said..

    (only the dots are mine, that boy sure does have a way with words)

    Someone should ground him.

16. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 2:53 pm #Tom

    Is it just me, or do more and more of the WH-ers seem to want to kill every lefty globally? Not just mindless 13th century bigotry (which is what I first thought AWH was about) but an active desire to rebuild Treblinka and send every lefty there. First Tiberius, then KG, now MK…I can’t wait to see how Iain and JR show their true colours.

17. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:14 pm #krypto

    that’s a pole and sphincter image if ever I saw one.
    Oh and Bron, Bourbon Boy is an annonymous blogger who came to a certain level of prominence a little while back.
    BB is as funny as a fit but I wouldn’t want to be on his bad side that’s for sure.

18. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:20 pm #Bron

    Krypto, yeah, I read Bourbon Boy’s stuff every now and then. But I still don’t get Surname’s, um, “comment”.

19. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:25 pm #krypto

    so how does that narrow it down from every OTHER comment posted by the Surnami?

20. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:26 pm #The Editor

    I think Nevernude Tsunami was implying that Bron might be BB because BB uses the word “folks” a lot.

21. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:30 pm #Chuck A. Spear

    BB is MK.

22. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:51 pm #Bridgit Gread

    Speaking of BB, what’s going down with his blog? It’s password protected.

    Don’t tell me I’ve got to send him my driver’s license and Medicare card too…

23. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:53 pm #The Editor

    Noticed that. Maybe we’re all going to be in for a massive shock when it’s revealed that Hall is actually BB. Like Mr Bean writing himself birthday cards.

24. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 5:54 pm #Bridgit Gread

    At this juncture in the Internets, nought would surprise me.

25. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 6:30 pm #krypto

    Albi, AWH is indeed a hate site, a horrible, horrible little internet backwater inhabited by some of the most loathesome creatures outside of the criminal justice system.

26. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 7:06 pm #Bron

    It’s true! Leftists are full of conspiracy theories.

27. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 8:46 pm #pludian

    The AWH-ers really need to figure out how to use their dog whistles.

    Also, why do they say that “nonsensical comments and trolling will result in something you might not expect”? What exactly happens? I have horrible images of MK turning up at my house with a gun and taking me back to his dungeon…

28. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 9:12 pm #albi

    I noticed that Dr John Ray posts on there. No surprise as I seem to remember he likes writing about the intellectual inferiority of Africans. Quality guy.

29. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 10:51 pm #THR

    No surprise as I seem to remember he likes writing about the intellectual inferiority of Africans.

    He also, without a hint of irony, believes that Obama is a fascist. Noice.

30. 

    Monday 28 April 2008, 11:35 pm #Jeremy

    “Also, why do they say that “nonsensical comments and trolling will result in something you might not expect”? What exactly happens?”

    They turn your comment into something gay. I’m not joking.

31. 

    Tuesday 29 April 2008, 2:57 pm #Ant Rogenous

    They turn your comment into something gay.

    Which, ironically, is exactly what we’ve come to expect.

32. 

    Tuesday 29 April 2008, 5:12 pm #John Surname

    It’s hilarious and totally proves you’re gay.

33. 

    Tuesday 29 April 2008, 6:35 pm #pludian

    I must admit I loved this recent gem:

    Mr Triptree, who only moved into his Burns St home three days ago said he hadn’t been able to relax since his terrifying ordeal. “I just did what they told me to do,” he said. “They were carrying very big guns. “I’ve never seen guns like that before — it’s the first time I’ve ever seen a gun. “I’m still shaking now.”

34. 

    Tuesday 29 April 2008, 6:56 pm #Damian

    Nice pick up, Pludian. MK and KG are probably looking at TingTong’s post and thinking, “LEFTIST SCUM!” Or maybe MK is thinking, “well if he was allowed to carry a gun he could have defended himself and if he hadn’t been a victim of the gun-fearing nanny state he would not have been afraid of a few gun-wielding police officers.”

    Ah fuck. What am I doing attempting to get into MK’s head?

    Anyway, when I saw that post I was wondering how TingTong would have responded had it been a sixteen year old boy of Lebanese background who’d been wrongly roughed up by police, say in Lakemba.

35. 

    Tuesday 29 April 2008, 8:12 pm #Bridgit Gread

    Ah fuck. What am I doing attempting to get into MK’s head?

    Well why not? There’s plenty of vacant real estate in there.