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Friday 2 May 2008, 8:28 pm

Bridgit Gread

Categories: Blogosphere, Bogans

Tags: CrusaderRabbit, KG, nutjobs, RWDBs

Congrats to our resident gun-toting loony KG, who today entered the blogging record books for the world’s shortest retirement. Yesterday at 7.33pm the world was a burden on KG’s mighty shoulders as he solemnly announced that Crusader Ratbag would be ‘closing down’:

There are other things to do, other ways to spend my free time. A man’s days are limited and precious and a beloved wife deserves more than the time left over from blogging and cruising the net.

As predicted, the forces of restorative stupidity (ie. MK and his tender touch) went to work, assuaging KG’s petulant temper and/or massaging his bruised ego, and by 8.15am the next day normal transmission had resumed as he declared:

I’ve been talking to MK and to Gecko and the upshot is that I’ll keep going with CR and make more of an effort to stop moaning and get working harder. The knight is not yet unhorsed!

Total downtime: 12 hours and 42 minutes. We’ll all sleep more peacefully tonight, knowing he’s back on watch.

18 Comments

Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:36 pm) #

Fuck.
Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:36 pm) #

I mean, YAY!
Bridgit Gread (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:39 pm) #

No you mean “Yay!…. Oh fuck…”
Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:44 pm) #

Ohhh shit, is that what I meant?
Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:57 pm) #

I just don’t know what to say–I’m touched and very honoured indeed to have such friends.
Damn near speechless.
kg | 05.02.08 - 5:53 pm |

But still not near enough.
Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 8:58 pm) #

I’d invite you over for a scotch, that’s how good this news is.
Elijah | Homepage | 05.02.08 - 9:40 pm | #

Where’s Chuck when you need him?!
Jack Dorf (Friday 2 May 2008, 9:31 pm) #

Wow I just read the comments over at KG’s comeback.
I feel all warm and fuzzy inside, I think I feel a song coming on

So no one told you life was going to be this way.
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, you’re love life’s DOA.
It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,
Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

But, I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
I’ll be there for you, like I’ve been there before.
I’ll be there for you, cause you’re there for me too.
Wah (Friday 2 May 2008, 10:07 pm) #

MK must have really hated KG’s line about his “beloved wife”.
Do you think she knows she’s married to a homorotic, racist, gun-toting, red-neck fuck tard?
THR (Friday 2 May 2008, 10:40 pm) #

MK must have really hated KG’s line about his “beloved wife”.

It didn’t stop MK dedicating a heartfelt number to KG:

‘Oh Keefy,
You came and you blogged without taking,
But I sent you away
Oh Keefy,
You blogged and you stopped me from shaking
And I need you to today…’
Bron (Friday 2 May 2008, 10:45 pm) #

Stopped him from shaking??

Ooer! Sounds…hot.
John Surname (Friday 2 May 2008, 11:02 pm) #

When I was seventeen,
I wrote a very bad blog,
I wrote a very bad blog which was read by a man who’s crazy,
They all called him KG,
When I was seventeen…
krypto (Friday 2 May 2008, 11:52 pm) #

Surnami how in holy hell are you old enough to remember that song? (nice parody btw).

A pox on KG, what a sook, fucking cry baby can’t even spit the dummy with any integrity.
What an attention seeking dickhead, he’ll never change. Might as well dig the lime pit now.
THR (Friday 2 May 2008, 11:57 pm) #

To the tune of ‘Copacabana’:

His name was KG, he was a blogger
With yellow feathers in his hair and a gun cut up to there
He would merengue and slander poofters
But while he tried to be a star,
MK always tended bar

At KG’s, Crusader Rabbit
Christians and gun-nuts, rednecks and fucknuts
At KG’s, Crusader Rabbit
Bigotry and passion were always in fashion
At the Rabbit….they fell in love.
THR (Friday 2 May 2008, 11:59 pm) #

Cont…

It’s the hottest blog
South of Havana
MK is playing
Hide the banana
krypto (Saturday 3 May 2008, 12:02 am) #

wait a minuite!!!! “a beloved wife deserves more than the time left over from blogging and cruising the net.” followed by “I’ve been talking to MK and to Gecko” how many people are in that marriage? Do you suppose by “beloved wife” he was refering to MK or Gecko?

Sounds like his internet widdow’s threatened to divorce his sorry arse if he keeps ignoring her to spew filth on the interwebs, what I don’t get is why a grown man would go running off to a schoolboy in short pants for;
1 marital advice
2 advice about how to spend his time
3 advice about whether to keep pursuing an activity which has obviously impacted negatively on his personal life.

What an arse-pump.
THR (Saturday 3 May 2008, 12:05 am) #

I think it’s rather touching, krypto.
KG is playing Verlaine to MK’s Rimbaud.
Jack Dorf (Saturday 3 May 2008, 5:17 am) #

THR - I can see the next big Broadway hit developing here.
Mikey (Sunday 4 May 2008, 10:46 am) #

I heard the stock market started to fall the moment the retirement was announced then rallied magnificently when he said he was coming back.

You know. One of those butterfly things.