Remember jLo’s ass jam sighting last year? Well wash down your ass jam with ass felafel or ass doner.

Mmmmm. Tasty.

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24 comments on “Ass kebab”

  1. Saturday 3 May 2008, 7:19 pm #Bron

    Well, that’s enough to bring up my felafel kebab I just had for dinner. Damn you, Ed.

  2. Saturday 3 May 2008, 7:23 pm #dud-e

    Have you seen that Iain has a job?

    Look out for the NAB ad with couple seeking approval as their co-tenant sings in the shower.

    You know who it is?

  3. Saturday 3 May 2008, 7:52 pm #brokenleftleg

    Great prices too. You’d go a long way to find ass felafel for $7.

  4. Saturday 3 May 2008, 7:53 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Better an ass doner than an ass donor.

  5. Saturday 3 May 2008, 7:56 pm #Bron

    *giggles at Ant’s ridiculous joke*

  6. Saturday 3 May 2008, 9:35 pm #albi

    I guess a mixed kebab is the bisexual of the doner world?

  7. Saturday 3 May 2008, 9:40 pm #Bron

    I guess a mixed kebab is the bisexual of the doner world?

    Could be, if it’s got a bit of homos in it.

  8. Saturday 3 May 2008, 9:40 pm #philip travers

    Where have all the potatoes gone!?Long time passing!?When will they ever learn!?

  9. Saturday 3 May 2008, 9:47 pm #Bron

    The Irish have taken the potatoes. It’s not good to hold so much in your bladder. They never will.

  10. Saturday 3 May 2008, 10:32 pm #John Surname

    And let’s not forget that you can get homos for the low, low price of $2.50.

  11. Saturday 3 May 2008, 10:49 pm #Wah

    Isn’t Christopher Pyne an Ass Doner?

  12. Saturday 3 May 2008, 10:50 pm #philip travers

    But Bron!Have you ever pissed on a potato flower!? I know that is off subject,but…..

  13. Saturday 3 May 2008, 11:04 pm #Bron

    But Philip!No I haven’t but I would like to, one day!? Off subject is awesome.

  14. Saturday 3 May 2008, 11:08 pm #philip travers

    In the grading shed tomorrow,must fall a sleep,pretty soon.And unfortunately,Peter Paul and Mary,will not be accompanying me.As I Walk down the Road to be Free.To buy a Felafel,next time I am anywhere near a Felafel making place etc.Be careful Bron,in how you answer,for, the pixies of sorts ,even follow me into the paddocks.A cat’s felafel maybe exactly what they are after! Whereas I am just a Filllip.

  15. Saturday 3 May 2008, 11:09 pm #Ant Rogenous

    Pissing on potato flowers is so passé. I was doing it before it was popular.

  16. Sunday 4 May 2008, 12:31 am #Damian

    Pissing on potato flowers is so eighties, Ant.

    Have never seen a sign advertising ass doner, but I suspect I may have eaten one.

    (Also, why no donkey jokes?)

  17. Sunday 4 May 2008, 12:59 am #Bron

    Don’t be an asshole, Damian.

    (There ya go, donkey joke).

  18. Sunday 4 May 2008, 9:51 am #Bridgit Gread

    This just raises another question: can you have an ass felafel if you are vegetarian?

  19. Sunday 4 May 2008, 10:11 am #Jack Dorf

    Bridgit you can, as long as it is a vegetarian ass meat analogue.

  20. Sunday 4 May 2008, 11:30 am #Bridgit Gread

    I thought they might have tofu ass for those of the non-meat persuasion.

  21. Sunday 4 May 2008, 11:37 am #albi

    Could be, if it’s got a bit of homos in it.

    Hahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Sunday 4 May 2008, 3:32 pm #krypto

    oh cheeses, now I feel-awful….get it? feel-awful. Fuck I’m funny.

  23. Sunday 4 May 2008, 8:33 pm #philip travers

    So eighties!? Ah! I know! Has a potato ever pissed on a flower child of the naughties!? Noughties! Norties! Nor tees! Norges!? Drop the Gees!? Replace with Teas!? Mad Hatter stuff!? Oh!Beanies!? Damian! Why dont you like potato flowers this century!?

  24. Sunday 4 May 2008, 9:37 pm #krypto

    “And let’s not forget that you can get homos for the low, low price of $2.50.” sounds like a good way to wake up in a bathtub of ice with a kidney missing to me

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