9 Comments

1.   THR (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 9:49 am) # 

   Satisfy her with your bigger savings!

   
   
2.   Keri (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 10:29 am) # 

   She’ll be left wanting more by the size of your deposit!

   There’ll be no premature….withdrawals with our bank!

   
   
3.   Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 1:00 pm) # 

   Just wait for the one where ING invites you to re-finance a home loan you’ve taken out with another bank: “We’d like to bone your loan”.

   
   
4.   Wah (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 2:03 pm) # 

   At least they’re a bit more subtle than NAB which today released it’s new “hey bitch, how can we fuck you up the arse more today” campaign.

   
   
5.   Keri (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 3:17 pm) # 

   Any bank that calls me and says “Hey Bitch” gets my business hands-down.

   
   
6.   Bruce (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 4:00 pm) # 

   We all know that accountants (and by extension finance sector workers with the exception of tellers and some branch assistant managers) use their personalities as a mandatory contraceptive. It makes sense then that they would sublimate their (perpetually unmet) desire to procreate into their job.

   All I can say is that this makes me want to monitor my lump sum going forwards (and backwards, and forwards). I’m thinking of investing my assets in the women’s services market of course.

   
   
7.   Keri (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 4:09 pm) # 

   Bruce, I take umbrage at that suggestion. I worked in Finance for the best part of a decade.

   
   
8.   Bridgit Gread (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 4:35 pm) # 

   We now know Ed’s name, date of birth and preferred banking institution. As soon as that $1000 bonus goes into his account, it’s ours.

   (Hat tip to ;;;;)

   
   
9.   Bruce (Tuesday 6 May 2008, 8:56 pm) # 

   Wow. It’s amazing what happens when you put on the role of an accountant. That crap I wrote looked funny at the time.

   Incidentally, I have nightmares about accountancy. Seriously.

   
   

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