grodscorp@grods.comTziolas, ok; others, no.
 | Posted by Jeremy on Saturday 10 May 2008, 12:00 pm Categories: Education Tags: misconduct, NSW, teachers |
Welcome to Jeremy Sear who will post items at GrodsCorp that he considers too lowbrow for An Onymous Lefty — Ed
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The Editor has already posted regarding the teacher ridiculously sacked for appearing in the sealed section of a Cleo magazine (posed nude but tastefully). Fortunately some sane parents have responded to the “complaints” by anonymous dimwits (what’s the harm, seriously?) by petitioning to have her reinstated.
I simply want to implore other teachers I know not to get ideas. Hopefully the recent bonus and pay rise will make Cleo’s $200 less enticing, but you never know with these people. They’ve got too much free time (I knew the ALP should have stuck to the demand to get rid of those pupil-free days) and of course public debauchery is the inevitable result. I guess that’s why the minister caved, before the teachers’ union had a chance to copy the half-naked cabbies.
They’re not all Ms Tziolas, you know.
GrodsThink Ep.31 (16/9/08)
Saturday 10 May 2008, 12:19 pm #Damian
I can read between the lines of this post. What Jeremy is saying is:
“Ed, no! The world is not ready for a ‘Teacher with Fleshlight’ spread in the Picture Magazine ‘home bodies’ section!”
Saturday 10 May 2008, 12:32 pm #The Editor
If I did a naked photo shoot in Cleo it wouldn’t matter if I were sacked because I’d be bombarded with offers of modelling contracts.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 12:46 pm #Brokenleftleg
Hey Mr The Editor,
Would you do the photo shoot sans fleshlight?
Saturday 10 May 2008, 12:59 pm #The Editor
No chance.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 1:05 pm #Brokenleftleg
How many fleshlights would you use?
Saturday 10 May 2008, 1:09 pm #The Editor
Just the one. Simplicity is the key.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 1:14 pm #Brokenleftleg
Geez you’re weird. I’d use about 100 and insist the photographer shoot with a fisheye lens for maximum effect.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 1:47 pm #Zombie Mao
So will Grods get a sealed section too?
Saturday 10 May 2008, 1:51 pm #Damian
Mao, I hope not. After the last Grods sealed section, I’d be very afraid. (And would definitely click on it.)
Saturday 10 May 2008, 2:50 pm #Ant Rogenous
… (posed nude but tastefully)…
Bullshit, Jeremy. There’s nothing tasteful about getting your clobber off and posing with an equally nude Prodos.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 2:57 pm #Damian
Ant, LOLZ!
Saturday 10 May 2008, 4:20 pm #steve
“too lowbrow for An Onymous Lefty”
Sounds like a recipe for laziness. I’d have liked to have seen the stuff that was too highbrow for An onymous Lefty.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:45 pm #Krypto
so Dipper in the buff is too lowbrow for An Onymous huh?
An earnest critique of a computer game about car theft is perfectly acceptable though. Hmmmm.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:47 pm #Jeremy
That’s Ed’s addition, not mine. I simply said it was probably more relevant to Grods.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:49 pm #Bron
OK, so it’s too irrelevant for your blog, then, Jeremy?!
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:49 pm #Krypto
ha ha that got a bite didn’t it?
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:54 pm #Jeremy
Since I was having a go at Ed, yes, it was more relevant here. If I’d posted it at my blog people might have wrongly supposed it was about someone else.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 5:56 pm #The Editor
Oh dear. How a pithy, throwaway line can cause so much trouble.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 6:00 pm #steve
i thought you were asking for trouble.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 6:04 pm #Wah
When I heard the teacher posed in a amagazine I thought she was a reader’s wife or bag lady in Picture. The fact she went as low brow as Cleo serves her right.
That said I’m sick of what passes for “nude” these days. Miley Cyrus NUDE SHOCK showed a bit of back, and you so no more of this hot little bit of teacher tottie than you do in ads for bathroom products for fuck’s sake.
Australia is a prudish backwater - the French president’s wife has posed nude and it’s a source of national pride - here a teacher gets sacked.
Saturday 10 May 2008, 6:13 pm #Krypto
remember Madameweb in Italy? I wonder whatever happened to her?
She’s probably doing a donkey show for buck’s parties in Venice or something.
There’s probably a job opening like that for mullett man and carion spadger.