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Here’s Looking At You — indoor sports edition

Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:39 pm

The Editor

Categories: GroupThinkFC, Media

Tags: Here'sLookingAtYou, MX, netball

You know mX’s Here’s Looking At You section (as famously subverted by Bron)? Well, I’d like to send out a GrodsCorp-style Here’s Looking At You shout-out to the goal shooter on the white team playing netball this evening at GroupthinkFC’s indoor sports stadium.

To the goal shooter with the blonde hair and the knockout chest pass. Maybe we can say hello at the vending machine next match?

– The Editor, GrodsCorp

Ant and Jeremy send a Here’s Looking At You shout-out to the centre on the same team.

To the tall brunette at the centre of our attention. We’d love you to be the centre of our lives.

– Ant and Jeremy, The Intertubes

Sorry, what’s that? You want to know GroupthinkFC’s score? Unfortunately I’m not at liberty to discuss that.

38 Comments

Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:44 pm) #

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(Edited by The Editor.) That’s a first warning, Bron. Any further attempt to communicate the GroupthinkFC score will result in a lifetime ban from GrodsCorp.
Chuck A. Spear (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:46 pm) #

Sorry, what’s that? You want to know GroupthinkFC’s score? Unfortunately I’m not at liberty to discuss that.

Good. One of the reasons I go to the gym of Wednesday nights and take the detour through the netball courts are the players. Also, what surprised me and IMO looks better than girls in short netball skirts are girls dressed in Vollyball uniforms.

There is something about the cute knee-pads and tiny lyrca shorts that make me do a few detours on Thursday nights.

Thanks for your honesty GrouptinkFC.
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:47 pm) #

You bastard!

Ban me now, then. I don’t care.
The Editor (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:48 pm) #

You have a chance to redeem yourself here, Bron. Don’t waste it.
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:50 pm) #

Redeem myself?

GET FUCKED!!!!!111!!!
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:51 pm) #

Actually, let me rephrase that:

GET FUCKED!!!!!10-3!!!!!!!!!
The Editor (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:51 pm) #

The Editor: pwned.
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:54 pm) #

F’oath.

That’ll learn ya not to threaten me.

I’m tuff.
Chuck A. Spear (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:56 pm) #

Fuck the score. What about the girls. Geezus, Bron.
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:57 pm) #

There is something about the cute knee-pads and tiny lyrca shorts that make me do a few detours on Thursday nights.

I’m sure that’s not the only thing it makes you do on Thursday nights.
Bron (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:58 pm) #

What about the girls, Chuck?

Geezus, Chuck.
John Surname (Sunday 11 May 2008, 10:58 pm) #

Fucking Hell.

Though I must admire your resilience, in that you continue to play to teach me some sort of lesson.
Chuck A. Spear (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:01 pm) #

I’m sure that’s not the only thing it makes you do on Thursday nights.

Well, I bet the Vollyball girls do some circle-work after seeing me walk past.
Damian (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:06 pm) #

Circle-work.

I love it.

I had only got as far as “ball-handling skills”.
Krypto (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:19 pm) #

cheeses, why don’t you just get a female friend to go over and ask her “…see that guy over there, he thinks you’re hot will you go out with him?”.
It’s equally bound to impress as this kind of approach surely.
Chuck A. Spear (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:24 pm) #

What? And ruin the fantasy, Krypto. Geezus, man.
Wah (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:25 pm) #

To the guys in the red shirts who keep on getting shat on in indoor soccer. It’s time you were all MY pathetic scat bitches. Coffee sometime?
Krypto (Sunday 11 May 2008, 11:39 pm) #

why don’t you try “ventilating” your soccer shorts and dangling your penis out the hole.
That’s sure to get her attention, also that of the police, but it’ll be a sight more original won’t it?
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 12:38 am) #

This is fast becoming the new Playboy forum.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Krypto (Monday 12 May 2008, 12:48 am) #

as long as that rancid old Hugh Heffner doesn’t show up, sleazy old fart, I hope his whistle drops off.
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 12:57 am) #

Ooooh. Not a bit jealous of the old fart and his many buxom girlfriends, Krypto?!
Krypto (Monday 12 May 2008, 1:10 am) #

…and his button mushroom willy and Heinz 57 varieties of VD?
No Bron, I just think he’s a pimp, making money selling women’s arses right out from underneath them.
Keri (Monday 12 May 2008, 8:23 am) #

Anyone else thinking the hot girls on the netball court are a right-wing plot to keep Groupthink FC down?
Bruce (Monday 12 May 2008, 8:42 am) #

cheeses, why don’t you just get a female friend to go over and ask her “…see that guy over there, he thinks you’re hot will you go out with him?”.

‘Cause whenever you ask that, your friend goes home alone because the girls seem to like the guy audacious enough to ask the question in the first place. The trick is to take along a gullible guy and be the one to pretend to try and get him laid.

I found out this axiom accidentally.

I once told a girl that my friend fancied her and I made with the sweet talk in the honest attempt to get my friend laid (even though the girl was at the bar with a guy who’s relationship with her was as yet unknown). Well, she showed no interest in my friend (despite my pointing him out repeatedly) and kept looking me in the face in that overly-interested-oh-noes kind of way.

It was a last minute save before all went to disaster as she revealed (although thankfully not to her male company) that she wanted to blow off work to go home with me. Work being the guy she was with!

Luckily I managed to get out of that one without disrupting her work schedule. Never went to that bar again though!
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 9:22 am) #

Bruce is right. There is something unappealing about a guy who uses his mates (or his mates trying to set him up on his behalf) to try and pick up a chick. I’ve never known a girl to say “Yeah, OK, bring him over. Thanks for hoooking us up together.”

Keri, you’re a leftist conspiracy theorist, but I think you could be onto something. Hmm. This warrants further investigation.
Keri (Monday 12 May 2008, 9:25 am) #

It’s what I would do if I wanted them to lose.

I agree, Bron. There’s nothing worse than a man who knows what he wants but has no idea how to go about getting it.
albi (Monday 12 May 2008, 10:03 am) #

Pretty young girls point and laugh at me :-(
Keri (Monday 12 May 2008, 10:05 am) #

If you took the moose-head off in public, Albi, they might stop that.
Jeremy (Monday 12 May 2008, 6:34 pm) #

All I can say is, this Thursday had better not be our first victory. Can temporary captain Ant make sure that the subs for me and D are at our standard or lower?
The Editor (Monday 12 May 2008, 6:36 pm) #

We’ll see if we can get some drunken hobos off the street with back problems.
brokenleftleg (Monday 12 May 2008, 6:48 pm) #

Losing 10-3 because you were watching tits rather than the ball.

Pathetic

If you guys want to win you’ll have to do a special two minute pre-match exercise so you can concentrate on scoring. (goals that is natch.)
The Editor (Monday 12 May 2008, 6:51 pm) #

Listen up, youse bastards. The netball girls were not playing near enough to our court for us to be distracted by them. We were distracted enough by our arses being used to wipe the floor. Luckily for our post-match moods the post-match bar was right next to the netball match.
brokenleftleg (Monday 12 May 2008, 7:17 pm) #

AAhhhhhhhhhh. So that explains it Mr The.

Perhaps you would play better if the game was next to the netballers.

Even the laziest soccer player will put in a bit of an effort if good looking girls are watching.
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 7:27 pm) #

I think BLL may have a point there.
brokenleftleg (Monday 12 May 2008, 7:39 pm) #

Not only that Bron, I think I’ve found a team Groupthink FC may actually beat.
For details click here.
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 7:53 pm) #

I clicked. I left a word of encouraging faith in Groupthink FC.
alister (Monday 12 May 2008, 9:06 pm) #

keri @ 23:

Anyone else thinking the hot girls on the netball court are a right-wing plot to keep Groupthink FC down?

No, I think they’re a plot to keep GroupThink FC up (I’m sorry - did I lower the tone?).
Bron (Monday 12 May 2008, 9:15 pm) #

After Fleshlight and Terry’s infamous Femfresh revelation, nothing can lower the tone on this site any further, Alister!