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 Fleshlight MacGyver 

 Friday 16 May 2008, 6:51 am    The Editor
 Categories: Weird shit   Tags: ,

The extent of human ingenuity never ceases to amaze me. Nor does the extent of English language misspellings.

(Cheers, Damian!)

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  1.  Gravatar Damian (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:34 am) # 

    You won’t see that on the fucken Freakonomics blog!


  2.  Gravatar Zombie Mao (Friday 16 May 2008, 11:54 am) # 

  3.  Gravatar Bron (Friday 16 May 2008, 2:56 pm) # 

    I wanted to get up and dance to that video!


  4.  Gravatar Krypto (Friday 16 May 2008, 6:52 pm) # 

    I’m not especially proud of it, but a couple years ago I spent a little bit of time as an unpaying guest of her majesty.

    One of the longer term “guests” told me about this ingenious alternative to buggery in an all male community environment, I give you….the jail-house Fleshlight.

    Take one loaf of bread, wrap around a towel that has been wet in hot water, insert penis.

    Fortunately I made bail before I had to resort to this but I’m assured “she” even has a name.

    Fifi the jail girl.

    True story.


  5.  Gravatar Damian (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:41 pm) # 

    That’s quite a story, Krypto. I guess you never tried because you had trouble procuring a baguette while behind bars.


  6.  Gravatar Krypto (Saturday 17 May 2008, 11:16 am) # 

    actually bread is rationed so you’d have to save up a few days to make a “Fifi”.

    Of course dudes have their wives and girlfriends smuggle stuff in to visits “in a hiding place conveniently provided by mother nature”.

    Some of those slappers looked like they could easily smuggle a baguette just quietly.


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