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Friday 16 May 2008, 7:16 am

The Editor

Categories: GrodsCaptionComp, Politics

Tags: BrendanNelson, caption, photograph

You know the drill. Entries close midday Monday.

53 Comments

JR (Friday 16 May 2008, 7:44 am) #

Australian Idol: “I, I who have nothing…”
Keri (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:26 am) #

Insert Fleshlight Here
Ross Sharp (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:26 am) #

“Say “Aaah” … “Aaaaaaah” … See? I told you I was a doctor. Did I tell you I was a doctor? Look at me … “Aaaaaaaaaaaah” Doctor. Got it?”
Damian (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:31 am) #

(Still thinking, but I’m going to win this comp. You watch.)
Ross Sharp (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:58 am) #

Federal Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson appeals to his fellows for help in removing a fishbone from his throat as Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop prays that he dies like a dog in a ditch.
jeremy (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:08 am) #

think the photo on the front page of the print age is funnier though.
Dave from Albury (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:11 am) #

Don’t be taxin’ ma crew’s UDLs homes. Da bitches need there Breezers, word.
Steve (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:11 am) #

“Five Stratocasters. Count ‘em… five freakin’ Strats!“
Terry Wright (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:12 am) #

Julie Bishop: grrrr. What a single digit loser. That should be me up there!
Terry Wright (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:22 am) #

[to a rap beat]
I’m a D, a D, A doctor D
Dere’s a ho, a ho ,a ho called Bisho’
Yo D, yo D, yo da’ Muda-fucker
Me low, me low, me low in pollstats
etc.
magic bellybutton (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:22 am) #

“I. Am. A. Doctor. A. Doctor. Petrol! Mortgage! Food! A. Doctor.”
Keri (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:23 am) #

“Doctor Who?”
Mikey (Friday 16 May 2008, 9:50 am) #

‘yo Yo YO MAH NAME IS BRENDAN, I’M HERE TO SAY I’M GOING TA RAWK THIS MUTHA FUCKIN’ HOUSE TO THE USA! DON’T BE TAXIN’ MY DRINKS OR MY CARZ OR I’LL COME IN HERE WITH MAH GUITAR’

Srceeeezzzzzzt dunnana - reeet dunna na nu - diddle liddle liddle liddle wowowowowowowoerrrr

(guitar noise)
Chade (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:00 am) #

“er… (why am I here again?)”
cosmicjester (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:02 am) #

“Count my fingers, 1,2,3,4,5 thats 5 cents a litre off petrol, that woman i met who could only afford to put $5 in her car will save 25 cents, which she can put toward her private health fees that we will force her to pay. And the only cost is $2 billion dollars out of the budget.”
Zombie Mao (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:20 am) #

“… and you stick the glove in the folded towel like so…”
Wah (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:21 am) #

If an opposition leader flip flops in parliament, does anyone hear it?
Bruce (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:29 am) #

“Achhh… Achhh… Pube… Achhh…” - Dr Nelson gives the most eloquent speech of his life.
magic bellybutton (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:41 am) #

“Batteries are low. I repeat batteries are loooooooooooo….”
Damian (Friday 16 May 2008, 11:13 am) #

Mao, that’s a corker.
flagg (Friday 16 May 2008, 11:44 am) #

“Does my breath smell… eggy?“
albi (Friday 16 May 2008, 1:17 pm) #

So, who would have thought Linda Lovelace was the only one?
Dam Buster of Preston (Friday 16 May 2008, 2:25 pm) #

“OOOOUUUUCCCHHH” (Shaking Hand) that fat bastard Hockey just sat on my hand.
spuddgunner (Friday 16 May 2008, 2:51 pm) #

‘OOOH, I am the very model of a modern Liberal Minister
the fact I am a doctor makes it so very much more sinister,

I know the Queen of England, and I quote the Liberal fights historical
From Melbo-ouurne to Wooloomoo, in order categorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters very medical
I understand policking, both the facile and the flexible
About doctory stuff I’m teeming with a lot o’ news

With many cheerful facts about the spin put on the nightly news
With many hard spun facts about the breaking of the nightly news
With many cheerful facts regarding the damning of the nightly news
With many hand culled facts about the viewers of the nightly news…..news, NEWS!

~Nelson then bows….~
Keri (Friday 16 May 2008, 2:57 pm) #

If that doesn’t win, there’s something very wrong here.
Bron (Friday 16 May 2008, 3:01 pm) #

I agree with Keri, Spudgunner is deserving of first place.
JT (Friday 16 May 2008, 4:14 pm) #

“Under my leadership my fool excise has increased by 50%”
Broken Left Leg (Friday 16 May 2008, 5:08 pm) #

AAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrgggggghh. Was that you sticking the knife in Costello?
Krypto (Friday 16 May 2008, 6:43 pm) #

“DDDUUUUUUHHHHHWWaaAAaaAAaaAAAHHhhhHHHHnnnNnNNNNNN, me thmaht in dah hed, theee, me ah ductuh”.
Rx (Friday 16 May 2008, 8:13 pm) #

“Count ‘em. Five. That is how many leaders the Liberal Party will have to go through before the Party is electable again.”
LTRSTC (Friday 16 May 2008, 10:26 pm) #

” ….and Mr. Speaker, let me say again, Mr. Speaker… …LET ME SAY AGAIN - I WILL BE voted World’s Most Pathetic Politician in 2008, hand over fist, Mr. Speaker.”
epicene (Friday 16 May 2008, 11:36 pm) #

Watch me stick my WHOLE hand down my cake hole.
Mikey (Saturday 17 May 2008, 10:37 am) #

Wait … wait I’m going to sneeze …

(look into the light)

I thank the honourable member for his suggestion and I … I …. I … fuck it, I lost it.
John Surname (Saturday 17 May 2008, 11:00 am) #

“Brendan Nelson pleasures the invisible man“
Aaron (Saturday 17 May 2008, 1:02 pm) #

My entry is here - http://urbancreature.id.au/blog/?p=773

Although I’ve taken some creative license with the photo.
Bruce (Saturday 17 May 2008, 9:20 pm) #

In line with advice from Crosby-Textor, Dr Brendan Nelson tries mirroring the mood of his public. Yaaaaaawwn.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:11 am) #

After being warned by the Speaker about his rotten breath, Brendon Nelson talks with his hand.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:13 am) #

Brendon Nelson was asked by the malud Downer, if he could indeed open his mouth with out showing his teeth.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:16 am) #

Brendon Nelson explaining the correct method of giving good oral sex to Kevin Rudd.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:19 am) #

Jesus Christ that fucking parliament cafeteria curry is hot.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:24 am) #

Brendon Nelson entertaining the gallery with his rendition of ” Nessun Dorma “
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:27 am) #

A reaction to Julie Bishop pulling a hair out of Brendons arse.
Phill (Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:29 am) #

Brendon explaining an episode of “Get Smart” Not craw, crawww.
Pol Pot Plant (Sunday 18 May 2008, 10:20 pm) #

This is what you are trying to stop …

This is how those young girls look at 3am in the gutter,
after a night on the Alcopops just before they spew.
Bruce (Monday 19 May 2008, 1:37 am) #

Brendan Nelson practicing his statue routine in preparation for toppling Horatio from his column. Will never happen.
David (Monday 19 May 2008, 10:44 am) #

Brendan channelling Mick Jagger: “Ti-i-i-ime is on my side (yes it is) …”
JT (Monday 19 May 2008, 3:17 pm) #

In parliament today, the opposition leader Brendan Nelson demonstrated how determined he is to lead his party at the next election. Mr Nelson, in an attempt to dampen down speculation on his leadership future, promised to cut off his hand if he isn’t leader at the end of the year. After Nelson’s speech, several of his colleagues praised his commitment to the job, but according to rumours floating around Parliament House, several Liberal party members have already placed orders for a small axe and a chopping block.
brerrabbit (Monday 19 May 2008, 3:35 pm) #

“You put your hand IN
You put your hand OUT
You put your hand IN
And you shake it all about…
You do the hokey pokey and you turn around..
That’s what it’s all about…”
Krypto (Monday 19 May 2008, 3:48 pm) #

actually that’s just Nelson doing his impression of Roland Gift from the fine young cannibals circa 1985 “Johnny, we’re sorry, won’t you come on ho-ome, we’re worried” etc. etc.

I’m the only one here old enough to remember it? check it out on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUBE850kay0

Check out the gob on that guy? he never started out as a cannibal, but became one when he accidentally swallowed the band’s original drummer.
Dam Buster of Preston (Monday 19 May 2008, 3:57 pm) #

Krypto - sadly i have that CD somewhere..

spuddgunners is a cracker.. he needs a gold chain a cap on sideways and to moon walk or something..
Dam Buster of Preston (Monday 19 May 2008, 3:59 pm) #

further to spuddgunners idea.. maybe he could be called “DR Bre”
spuddgunner (Monday 19 May 2008, 4:05 pm) #

Ahem….’she’….thanks….never assume that women don’t have a cheesy taste for Gilb and Sul…it’s not just ~Doctors~, y’know.
Phill (Monday 19 May 2008, 7:47 pm) #

The leader of the opposition, Brendania Nelsoani.

Giving the P.M. Mr Rudd an offer he can’t refusa.