Don’t ease the squeeze
Posted by John Surname on Saturday 17 May 2008, 11:13 pm Categories: Politics Tags: TroyBuswell, WApolitics |
It gets better for the Liberal party.
EMBATTLED West Australian Opposition Leader Troy Buswell, who has admitted sniffing a female colleague’s chair and snapping another’s bra strap, has been accused of squeezing an MP’s testicles.
Was it Amanda Vanstone’s testicles?
Mr Buswell allegedly grabbed the backbencher in the crotch on the same night he snapped a Labor staffer’s bra during a drunken night at Parliament House last October.
Backbencher? So not Amanda. Perhaps this is why Backflip Brendan is opposing the alcopops tax - so he can join in the crazy shenanigans?
Nationals leader Brendon Grylls said the government should not wait until early next year to call the election.
“We must not allow the Parliament to fall into disrepute,” Mr Grylls said.
No, I agree. In-between chair sniffing, quokka molesting allegations, bra-snapping, scrotum squeezing and shirt lifting (not forgetting Brian Burke!), you must never let the WA parliament fall into disrepute.


Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:13 am #Rx
Still there is more:
From AAP, via news.com.au, 30 April 2008
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23622805-2,00.html
Detail emerges …
By Paul Lampathakis, The Sunday Times, 20 January 2008
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23078150-421,00.html
Sunday 18 May 2008, 9:14 am #Judas Kiss
Chair sniffing, bra snapping, and the odd game of “squeeze my testicles” with a colleague: I think Troy Buswell is over-qualified as a politician. Can’t wait for the ‘I made an honest mistake’ if and when he is accused of T/A abuse.
Sunday 18 May 2008, 12:22 pm #Krypto
it’s a bit like declaring we must not allow the Titanic to sink isn’t it?
Sunday 18 May 2008, 1:35 pm #brokenleftleg
Go easy on Troy, He still marginally less unelectable than Doc Nelson and Red Ted.
Sunday 18 May 2008, 8:44 pm #philip travers
Perhaps he had been wearing Downer’s Fishnet stockings for a few years under his pants,and forgot how to play pocket marbles,because well, the underpants he was wearing at the time… were LongJohns! And isnt it true that they get into our pockets!? He was just practising,because well,he couldn’t find any good notes on himself! Except one! And being a Big Note all the time… means lousy harmonics.Keep ya Nose Clean,Semi-quaverers!
Sunday 18 May 2008, 10:31 pm #Pol Pot Plant
The real story is obviously that he squirrel-gripped the quokka.
Monday 19 May 2008, 12:16 pm #The Worst of Perth
It’s like sniffing deckchairs on the Titanic over here.
Monday 19 May 2008, 12:23 pm #The Editor
HA! Brilliant, Worst!
Monday 19 May 2008, 12:31 pm #Wah
Christain Kerr relayed a good gag in his blog in the The Australian today, apprently told to him by a Liberal shodow minister:
What to the Liberals stand for?
So Troy Buswell can sniff their chairs.
Monday 19 May 2008, 12:49 pm #John Surname
That is a most excellent joke.
Monday 19 May 2008, 3:19 pm #Krypto
MOST excellent.
Monday 19 May 2008, 6:04 pm #Pol Pot Plant
maybe he was do some private polling