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Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:43 pm

The Editor

Categories: GrodsThink

Tags: AlanJones, CageFight

In five hours my fellow GrodsThinkers and I will put radio shock jock Alan Jones in the GrodsThink cage naked with a tub of grease to take on… Well, nobody at the moment. Not a single suggestion has hit my inbox and we’re talking a once in a lifetime opportunity here! ALAN JONES IS NAKED IN A CAGE AND WILL FIGHT SOMEBODY TO DEATH WHILE COVERED IN GREASE! Come on, people! Who do you want it to be? Suggestions in comments.

The clock is ticking.

19 Comments

cosmicjester (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:46 pm) #

John Laws, he wrote an attack on self-obsessed shock jocks like Alan. Didnt mention him by name but it was clear who he meant.
Or a back from the dead Stan Zemanek
Chuck A. Spear (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:46 pm) #

The man with the golden tonsils.
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:49 pm) #

Carson Kressley.
cosmicjester (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:50 pm) #

Was it Laws who used to say

“You know it makes sense”
THR (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 12:53 pm) #

Another vote for John Laws.

Failing that, maybe Masters (Jones’ biographer).

Or perhaps any boys sporting teams that Jones ‘coached’.
Ross Sharp (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:04 pm) #

David Flint.
Wah (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:19 pm) #

Carson is a brilliant sugegstion.

We did mention Chris Masters last week.
Zombie Mao (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:22 pm) #

Geraldine Doogue

or maybe the guy from media watch. Alan loves Media Watch
Bruce (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:28 pm) #

David Marr.
keri (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:37 pm) #

I want all of the Grods team in that cage - and John Laws - to have some kind of tag-team situation going on.
Magic Bellybutton (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:40 pm) #

Alexander Downer
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 1:49 pm) #

Does Alan Jones HAVE to be naked in the cage? I’m getting some evil viceral clutch from that thought…
Damian (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 2:58 pm) #

The Panda.
Private Tom (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 3:12 pm) #

How about Jones v. Sheik Hilali? One hates Muslims (and, wouldja believe it, Sheik also came from Lebanon?) and the other hates whites. They’re a match.
Krypto (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 3:53 pm) #

Normie Rowe, anyone who can deliver a bone shaker like he did to an arse pipe like Ron Casey is ORIGHT in my book.
keri (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:54 pm) #

I think shaking your opponents bone is actively encouraged in the Grodscage, Krypto.
Pol Pot Plant (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:58 pm) #

High Court Judge Michael Kirby
Wah (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 9:46 pm) #

Sadly Alan Jones killed Kirby in last week’s cage fight Pol.
John Surname (Wednesday 21 May 2008, 9:53 am) #

Snapped his spine in half, like a twig!!