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GrodsCaptionComp: Results!

Tuesday 20 May 2008, 3:14 pm

The Editor

Categories: GrodsCaptionComp, Politics

Tags: BrendanNelson, caption, photograph

Another fine effort, youse guys, and it’s been genuinely tough pickings. But here are the results.

In third place is Zombie Mao with the inevitable Fleshlight effort.

“… and you stick the glove in the folded towel like so…”

Zombie wins Brendan’s completed DIY Fleshlight, signed by the doctor himself.

In second place is Ross Sharp with this caption containing a probable element of truth.

Federal Opposition Leader Brendan Nelson appeals to his fellows for help in removing a fishbone from his throat as Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop prays that he dies like a dog in a ditch.

Ross wins the successfully removed fishbone, signed by the doctor himself.

And our winner is Spudgunner with this absolutely sterling chunk of solid gold.

“OOOH, I am the very model of a modern Liberal Minister
the fact I am a doctor makes it so very much more sinister,

I know the Queen of England, and I quote the Liberal fights historical
From Melbo-ouurne to Wooloomoo, in order categorical

I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters very medical
I understand policking, both the facile and the flexible
About doctory stuff I’m teeming with a lot o’ news

With many cheerful facts about the spin put on the nightly news
With many hard spun facts about the breaking of the nightly news
With many cheerful facts regarding the damning of the nightly news
With many hand culled facts about the viewers of the nightly news…..news, NEWS!”

* Nelson then bows… *

Spudgunner wins the pair of boxers that Brendan Nelson had sticking out the top of his pants during the speech, signed by the doctor himself.

Well done, all!

20 Comments

Krypto (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 3:31 pm) #

I woulda won if I was wittier.
Dammitt.
keri (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 3:57 pm) #

I don’t think anyone could have topped spudgunners effort, Krypto.
Krypto (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:04 pm) #

Oscar Wilde might have, as could Dorothy Parker, possibly Ogden Nash too. At least they could have if they weren’t dead of course.
Ant Rogenous (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:12 pm) #

No controversy this time: Spudgunner’s entry was far and away the best.
Ross Sharp (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:14 pm) #

I am honored. I shall use it as a guitar pick. I have 600 guitars. Also, I’m a doctor. A doctor with 600 guitars. Hmmmmm … guitars.
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:22 pm) #

YAAAAAAY!! plaigiarism/paraphraseology does pay!!!!

(and no one picked me on the fact I can’t spell wooloomooloo(sic))

I shall treasure those boxers. forever. He is a doctor, y’know.
Krypto (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:25 pm) #

do those boxers come with a stool, urine and semen sample soaked into the fabric?

better you get them than me spudgunner.
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:37 pm) #

krypto…they may be worth a pretty penny someday….consider the future value of minesterial emissions on the ebay market….one can hawk anything on the intertubes, y’know….

http://lovebugz.net/

ewwwwww.
Krypto (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:48 pm) #

I can’t tell you how pleased I am you posted that link spudgunner, even though I know I’m clean as a whistle I’m scratching like a mongrel dog.
keri (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 4:50 pm) #

Oh, God. That’s wrong on so many levels I need an escalator to move between them.
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 5:18 pm) #

keri, krypto….scientific analysis indicated that no living parasites were recieved and the sender was a well groomed brunette. I didn’t gather the empirical research myself, but here’s a link to the brave woman of science that did:
http://membracid.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/i-have-pubic-lice-in-my-mailbox/

Wrong, indeed.
Dam Buster of Preston (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 5:23 pm) #

well done spuddgunner..

Maybe the opposition can start a rap group D12 style with Dr Bre in charge. I see him in a pair of Corey Worthington Yellow sunglasses.

Might be a way to win some of the youth vote now they are behind not increasing the alcopop tax.

The crew would be:
Brendan Nelson - Dr Bre
Julie Bishop - JB
Warren Truss - Rabbit Trap
Chris Pyne - Pyne-o-mite (can you picture him rapping?)
Joe Hockey - DJ Stick
Tony Abbott - Pope T.A. as in not T’n'A.

but rumours abound about some of the Coalition Crew wanting to rap to a different tune. MC MT is threatening to challenge DR Bre…
keri (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 5:23 pm) #

I am so getting fired.

And I can just see me trying to explain that to my next employer, too.
Broken Left Leg (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 5:27 pm) #

Can I suggest spudgunner goes in the win bin for at least 1 year. With his form nobody, and I mean nobody has a chance of beating him in a caption comp.
Sorry Spud, disqualification is the only option.
spuddgunner (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 5:30 pm) #

SHE, damnit. SHE! I’m a SHE!!!

*slinks off, scratching furiously*
brokenleftleg (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 6:26 pm) #

My most humble apologies spudgunner.
A female and a Gilbert and Sullivan fan? if only I weren’t happily married.
Damian (Tuesday 20 May 2008, 7:14 pm) #

Congratulations, spudd!

And Mao, a big thanks to you for ensuring that every time I see Brenzene’s ugly mug I will be thinking of homemade Fleshlights and the crappy song in that video.

“The Fleshlight bus is coming..!”
Damian (Friday 23 May 2008, 4:02 am) #

PS. I would’ve won had it been this liddle bewdy.
The Editor (Friday 23 May 2008, 7:51 am) #

He’s eating a kebab.
Damian (Friday 23 May 2008, 7:53 am) #

It’s actually a VB ad.