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 Attention defence lawyers 

 Thursday 22 May 2008, 7:15 pm    The Editor
 Categories: Television   Tags: ,

If your client has just walked out of court after this

A paramedic accused of digitally raping a drug-affected woman in the back of an ambulance was found not guilty today following a three-day trial.

…don’t let him stop for media interviews on the footpath outside a pub called “The Fiddler” because closeups of the pub’s sign will be used in television reports of the story on ABC News.

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  1.  Gravatar Dave from Albury (Thursday 22 May 2008, 7:42 pm) # 

    The raunchy new ABC! They just had a ‘dramatisation’ of a trip to a strip club on the 7.30 Report.


  2.  Gravatar Zombie Mao (Thursday 22 May 2008, 8:15 pm) # 

    HAWWWWWWWWWT


  3.  Gravatar Wah (Thursday 22 May 2008, 8:17 pm) # 

    Why did this case ever go to trial and why aren’t Metropolitan Ambulance not letting this guy go back to work?


  4.  Gravatar Wah (Thursday 22 May 2008, 8:18 pm) # 

    That should be not letting him go back to his paramedic duties.


  5.  Gravatar Zombie Mao (Thursday 22 May 2008, 8:18 pm) # 

    obviously he was giving her an emergency pap smear


  6.  Gravatar keri (Thursday 22 May 2008, 8:23 pm) # 

    Is this the Mean Fiddler in Little Collins in Melbourne?


  7.  Gravatar Bron (Thursday 22 May 2008, 9:06 pm) # 

    The Mean Fiddler in Sydney has the highest rate of assaults and violence.

    Coincidence?


  8.  Gravatar Mondo Rock (Thursday 22 May 2008, 11:46 pm) # 

    She was masturbating uncontrollably in the back of the ambulance?!

    Seriously?

    I’m going to have to be less sceptical of stories from the BangBus now. Oh no, I’ve said too much . . .


  9.  Gravatar Krypto (Friday 23 May 2008, 12:31 pm) # 

    oh I hate myself, but I just can’t stop laughing.


  10.  Gravatar John Surname (Friday 23 May 2008, 4:47 pm) # 

    “Is this the Mean Fiddler in Little Collins in Melbourne?”

    No, Craig lives on Lygon Street.


  11.  Gravatar Bridgit Gread (Friday 23 May 2008, 5:35 pm) # 

    I always thought it slightly funny that Richard Fidler from DAAS/RATW would have been called ‘Dick Fiddler’ at school.


  12.  Gravatar Krypto (Friday 23 May 2008, 6:28 pm) # 

    yes but then he met a girl named Ophelia Dick and everything was rosy.


  13.  Gravatar Sarah (Sunday 25 May 2008, 10:38 am) # 

    Haha that’s pretty disastrous… poor guy.


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